December 2011

These snowmen can’t figure out why they’re smelling carrots. You see, snowmen actually have nose underneath the surface of their faces. When you think you’re so damn cute ramming a carrot there, it’s actually quite painful and disorienting for these poor creatures. Oh well just another holiday festivity casualty. We can talk about Christmas trees and that awful tradition in Scandanavian countries involving small people and pine cones, but I’m going to stop before we all forget the true meaning of the season…

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It’s a book. It’s a video game. It’s a movie. Of course it is, because it wouldn’t be worth a damn if it wasn’t all three…at least in this crazy marketing, cross promotion, product rollout culture we live in. Oh and it’s this Hunger Game’s T Shirt as well. Sometimes Busted Tees does charity shirts to raise money for cool causes, so I thought this was a special event to feed homeless people.

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Who needs Jedi mind tricks when you can just put a disco mustache and wig on C3PO and a mustache on R2D2, and get by any Imperial Stormtrooper checkpoint? Forget all the studying and practicing and meditation, and those awkward student mentor moments with Yoda, where you can’t figure what backward ass thing he’s saying, and just go to the costume shop instead.

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Another very nicely executed design from Digerati. If you’re a little bit of a science geek and a lot bit of a humor freak, then you need this Ah The Element of Surprise T Shirt, because it’s down right funny.

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When you’re on the Slow Carb Jedi Diet, cookies certainly only exist on the dark side. Darth Vader is the purveyor of fat food that keeps you slow and weak and off your game. Of course, others that haven’t evolved may associate cookies with nurturing from gramma, mom, or sweet Uncle Larry, thus thinking that Darth Vader has softened is trying to be kind. But, hear me on this. It’s a trap. He’s trying to pump you full of sugar so he can control you. It seems innocuous and friendly, but in the end you will pay dearly.

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This is a terrible shirt. How can the designer of this I Don’t Exist Santa T Shirt live with herself? What about the children? What kind of existential questions is this thing gonna bring up their impressionable minds that aren’t ready for such mortal struggle.

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So, what we have here is Twantard, an artistic endeavor from the UK. The shirt is a shoe with a dude hoppin’ around in it with big teeth, and that’s cool, but I can’t get past my first notion of Twantard being a word for a very rich man that squanders his money.

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Han Solo is really proud of his ship, Millenium Falcon, making the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. Now, you can celebrate that masterful achievement by getting the 34th Annual Kessel Fun Run T Shirt. Come on you know you want a light-hearted Star Wars themed shirt. And, don’t tell me you think Santa is gonna come through and get it for you.

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Nice mashup of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which is a movie a couple of you may have seen, and the old school kids game Operation. “It’s Just a Flesh Wound” obviously comes from the classic fight scene in the movie (see below).

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Liver and fava beans paired with a nice Chianti. Cannabalism is weird and creepy, yet somehow compelling. You want to know how people get to such a depraved state, where they are willing to eat fellow human beings. This is why you watched Hannibal Lector in Silence of the Lambs…well, that and you like to be scared out of your wits in the safety of a cinematic experience. And, this is the very reason why this Bistro Hannibal T Shirt from T-Shirt Bordello is a deliciously appealing offer.

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Apparently there’s a show about a biker gang called Sons of Anarchy. And within this show is something called Samcro, which I haven’t figured out in my 19 seconds of deep internet research. However, that shouldn’t stop you from buying this Sons of Anarchy Samcro T Shirt and wearing it, and then figuring out what it means later. Sometimes you just have to jump at opportunity without all the facts. Ready. Fire. Aim. That’s my MO. This shirt is cool looking because it’s a mashup of this SOA business and a bottle of Jack Daniels, which I have always thought has a pleasing design.

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Please wait, while I come up with something sarcastic to write here. It’s tough, because I’m not very sarcastic. I’m very sincere and straightforward, and think there isn’t much room in this crazy world for being ironic. Nonetheless, if you are sarcastic, unlike me, I do encourage getting this Sarcastic Comment Loading Please Wait T Shirt because it’s truthful. It let’s everybody know where you’re coming from. And they can be ready to try and work hard to understand you…and whether or not you’re being serious or not.

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