December 2011

This is the type of television programming that makes me proud to be an American. That’s why I proudly will promote this Come At Me Bro T Shirt. Ronnie got into a fight on the boardwalk over there in the Jersey Shore. I’m sure it was about something exceptionally important, like maybe the dude he was kicking the crap out of was one of those slimeballs that work for Goldman Sachs and Ronnie was expressing, physically, what every working class American feels. Anger. Confusion. Stunned confusion. Rage. Hatred.

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This is in reference to the Monty Python skit about a dead parrot. John Cleese has always been a funny dude. Plus, if you don’t live in the UK, a good dose of that accent is good for the soul. Of course, you need this This Parrot Has Ceased to Exist T Shirt because there’s a dead parrot on it, and who doesn’t want to walk around with a dead parrot on their chest. I know I’m game for a dead parrot tee, and if you’re cool, like me, you’re game too. Am I right?

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This of course is a shirt referencing the fine SNL skit, which I can’t find a clip of anywhere. What the hell? The closest I can get is Alec Baldwin doing the monologue and talking about the actual Ben & Jerry’s flavor Schweddy Balls, that a group was protesting. Enjoy!

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Chocolate Earth T Shirt

by on December 13, 2011

You know how they call Washington D.C. Chocolate City. I thought that was what this was referring to. Like the natural progression of humankind was to be all black. Or maybe it was a Black Power statement. But, in reality, I think this Chocolate Earth T Shirt is just a goofy little number talking about the different layers of the earth in terms of confection (i.e. roasted peanuts, chewy caramel, nougat, milk chocolate). Either way I like it, and either way I’m listening to Chocolate City on Parliament’s 1975 album, Chocolate City, because it’s a damn good song. I know there are dude’s talkin’ about Chocolate City today, so to look up-to-date I shoulda referenced them, but none of that really interests me, like George Clinton and friends back in the day.

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I like this. I like the empty TV stand with a few random remotes strewn about, and, of course, the DVD player, or is that a DVR. Whatever, you get home sit down in your comfy chair and whammo, you have no TV. No Chopped. No CSI Bangladesh. No Laverne and Shirley 2011. Sad.

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I’m not even going to pretend I know what particle physics is, nor what a hadron is, but I can get the gist of a nerdy science joke like the best of ’em. If you’re a physicist or a goober scientist, and do shit with microscopes and beakers, then you probably are salivating over the idea of purchasing this Particle Physics Gives Me a Hadron T Shirt. And guess what…I’m not going to stop you.

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Standard zombie fare here. For some reason the purple and orange really appeals to me as does the four panel lo fi artwork. Do you like this Zombies Run on Brains T Shirt? Let me know if you do or don’t or have no opinion whatsoever and were just here because you heard Booker Addison at Tshirt Groove was must read blogging (believe me there are millions just like you).

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Get 15% off all tees and hats at Snorg Tees. But hurry. The sale ends today at the stroke of midnight. If you’re feeling super festive, you should probably check out the ridiculous knitted hats they’re coming up with, including the red-bearded barbarian below.

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“I ain’t afraid of no ghosts!”

Little known fact: Ray Parker Jr. was deathly afraid of ghosts and was totally lying as he sang the Ghostbusters theme song. Sometimes you gotta do things for money that you aren’t necessarily proud of, and Ray saying that wasn’t afraid of no ghosts, when really he suffered from Phasmaphobia is right up there with blasphemy as one of the unpardonable sins. Are there ghosts in hell?

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Can I refill your eggnog? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? This Christmas Vacation Christmas Moose Mug T Shirt is the perfect apparel to wear to your next holiday party, especially if that party involves an annoying relative or hated co-worker. Because you’ll really feel the meaning of the shirt, I mean FEEL IT, when you’re stuck in the corner in a bullshit conversation, trying to figure out how to escape without throwing a punch or being disowned by the family rude.

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There is something really pleasing about this Beware of Introverts T Shirt. May be the cool little party dudes with teeth and hats. The one on the shelves rolling his eyes. I imagine that Jungle Love by The Time is playing right there. Then there’s the one that’s lost his hat because he is off the chain partying. Then there’s the puker. There’s always a puker. He’s a light weight and he drank a 5th of Scotch. Bad combination.

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It’s another Internet meme t shirt. This particular one references a corny line from the video game Skyrim, and has now spread far and wide on the Internet as something you type when someone is doing a little brag commenting. Actually, I have no idea what it means but I used to be a funny t shirt blogger that gave a shit then I took an arrow to the knee.

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