December 2011

Here’s a good one for all you kiddies out there. Get over the lie. Embrace the truth. Move on with your life. Get the Santa I Don’t Exist T Shirt because it’s the brutal truth, it’s funny, and Santa is flippin’ the bird, which is something you don’t see everyday, unless the world makes it to the future as seen in Idiocracy. Then you probably will see that everyday…

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Gingerbread is kind of a holiday treat, so this You’ll Never Catch Me I’m the Ninjabread Man T Shirt certainly has a place on this site as we charge right through the middle of the holiday season. Plus the green shirt with nice red accentuation makes this the perfect thing to wear to your most anticipated festive gathering.

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The Muppets did Pigs in Space back in the day, and then they came out with the feature film this year, so naturally Snorg Tees hopped on the buzz train and put out this Pigs in Space T Shirt. Are you a fan of The Muppets? Did you see The Muppets on opening day in November? Was it as good as previous movies and the show? I need to know these things even though I didn’t watch much of the show or see any of the movies.

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I love this I’m the 1 Percent T Shirt. First, 1% milk blows. It’s a watery mess nobody should have to endure. If you’re going to do milk DO WHOLE MILK. So 1% is already conjuring up negative associations, which is good. Next,this milk carton dude is too dapper to be cool. You know how you can dress well and be okay, but if you go too far, like with a monocle, you’ve officially hit douchebag status. That’s where Mr. Milk is.

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Some how pineapples pop up in this show all the time. It’s a thing. Below is  a video showing a handful of pineapple citings. I like pineapple myself. I feel like wearing a shirt featuring a pineapple, like this I’ve Heard It Both Ways Pineapple T Shirt would be great. In fact, there should be a line of shirts just featuring fruit, because fruit is pretty cool and delicious.

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Sometimes you just need to pick up a hand-stenciled Monster Truck T Shirt and wear it on random occasions.

Am I right? I think I am. You may not even be into monster trucks or hand-stenciled designs, but that’s the beauty of it. Next time you go to a house party, they ask to take your coat, and you say “of course,” revealing this cool shirt as you hand it to them to throw on the master bed. They’ll give a double take, but not have time to ask you about it, because they have more coats to grab.

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God I love Beavis and Butthead, and I hear Breaking Bad is spectacular. I’ve been saving it, until I have some time to just hole up and consume seasons at a time. May never happen, because I never get time to watch television, plus my mom doesn’t like me to watch too much. Anyway, I can sneak Beavis and Butthead clips on the Youtube, so I know how funny that business is.

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Busted Tees seems to have a deal with Saturday Night Live to capture some of the hilarity from their skits on shirts, including this Happy Fun Ball T Shirt. If you haven’t seen this old school skit, it’s pretty damn funny (I embedded a crappy clip below).

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I should have done this about three weeks ago, but there were too many Youtube video trails to follow, which always seemed to end up with special massage techniques from Thailand. Anyways, I totally updated my list of the top funny Christmas T Shirts available on the world wide web at this moment.

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Sometimes all you need is words on a t-shirt like this one. This is funny and it’s true, which is why So Far I Seem to Be Immortal T Shirt is a tee that you should own within the next two weeks.

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Has that guy been reprimanded, fired, suspended yet? Lt. John Pike should not work in law enforcement any more, because he displayed appalling judgment. That’s why this Pepper Spray Cop with Butterflies T Shirt really speaks volumes. It takes the sting out of the oligarchy’s show of force. The tipping point will be when the force turns on the .01 percent. When they finally figure out that their pensions are gone, their quality of life is shit, and there are very specific reasons for it, and most of them involve greed and fraud. Then it’s butterflies instead of pepper spray. Then the officers are sitting with the students, and then the charade we call government and finance crumbles.

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You got your little play on words to that Jay Z song. Might be his only good song that 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one. He might have another so all you haters out there keep it cool. Keep that saliva in your mouth, though if you want some civil discourse on the merits on Jay Z’s music, please put some words down in the comments. Of course, I think his work as 1% owner of the Brooklyn Nets has been nothing short of spectacular.

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