December 2011

Happy New Year’s Eve! As we reflect on 2011 and think ahead to the improvements we want to make for 2012, I thought this Waldo transformation design was very appropriate.

This Ninja Waldo will be found only if he wants to be found. More likely, he’ll find you if you’re in his sights for whatever reason. That red-striped shirt and beanie always made Waldo seem like kind of a dork, so this Ninja Waldo T Shirt paints him in an entirely new light. I like it. Do you?

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I can’t quite put my finger on why I like this shirt. There is some element that really draws me. Maybe it’s a subliminal thing. Or maybe it’s the colors. Or geez I just can’t quite wrap my mind around what is so appealing. Is anyone else having this sort of visceral reaction to this Girl Vs. Robot T shirt?

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Hey, if there’s anything I can recommend with no compunction, it’s that you should listen to an old guy that wears a tie and smokes a pipe. It’s just one of my rules that I don’t break. Sometimes in life you have to narrow your choices to remain level headed, and if you can find consistent wisdom flowing then make sure you tap in, because it saves you time, energy and sanity.

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Love the Hello Kittie living dead look here. We go from oh so cute global kitty phenomenon to the shoulder bone hanging out and dripping. Nasty kitty. Nasty. This is why if you’re a sicko then you probably need to get this Hello Zombie T Shirt right now. It fits your style and schtick, plus it’s just a little tweak to those Hello Kitty lovers, who are slightly absurd in their own way. Actually, I can envision a world where a Hello Kitty also loves Hello Zombie. It’s like matching the outfit to the mood or time of year. It’s an accessory to go with the ripped stockings and dark eye make up you got going for a night on the town.

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Most intense chess match ever. Nice little mashup of chess and Mortal Kombat. Scorpion is totally going check mate the hell out of Sub-Zero. Finish him! Finish him right now! Finish him forever! Like this funny Mortal Kombat Chess Match T Shirt? Then, visit Tshirt Bordello and get many as you and your friends and your favorite relatives would like. Right now!

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Down on his luck dude finds sunglasses that enable to him to see the truth behind the human masks. Aliens! And, they’re trying to brainwash the people into submission with messages like Obey Consume Conform Sleep. John Carpenter, who’s a horror dude, directed this film, so there’s probably some blood and gore in it. And perhaps it’s a bit of a cult classic. I have no idea what I’m talking about. I’m trying to piece together bits and pieces to come up with some sort of narrative.

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I love Pulp Fiction. I love the burgers for breakfast scene. Samuel L. Jackson is spectacular. I love how he eats the dude’s Big Kahuna Burger and washes it down with Sprite. And, I’m sure you love these things too, which means there is no reason to not love this Big Kahuna Burger T Shirt. Damn that movie came out 17 years ago. Seeing it in the theater was the greatest moment in my life, because, for some reason, my mom was in a good mood (might of had something to do with that plumber fixing the bathroom fixture…as she made sure he was doing a proper job with the door closed…man those water pipes make weird dying dog noises), and she let me go to the theater, and even gave me $5.25 to see the matinee. I road my banana seat bike over to the Cineplex, and enjoyed the heck out of that fine Tarantino film.

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No I’m not selling Elvis name tags. No I’m not angling for a role in Bubba Ho-Tep 2. What I am doing is bringing attention to a great Hello My Name is Elvis Name Tag T Shirt. And, here’s why I’m doing it. Big Nut Tees let me know they had a collection of awesome t-shirts, so I went over there to check out the goods. Lo and behold I found this Elvis Name Tag garment, which makes perfect sense for this time of year, because, after Vince Guaraldi, Elvis put out the best Xmas music, as long as you skip the overtly Christian and stick with the secular pop tunes. He just brings too much gravity to the religious stuff, where he’s playful and swingin’ with light-hearted holiday fare.

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I love t shirts that celebrate misheard lyrics. They’re always pretty funny. This one also skews toward adorable with those cuddling little bunnies doing the martial arts thing. Somebody you know will love this Every Bunny Was Kung Fu Fighting T Shirt. Wait, it’s not Christmas any more. Who cares about anybody else. You will like this tee from Look At Me Shirts and you will be comfortable and proud as you wear it.

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Kind of a cute shirt, unless you just ran over a Vietnam vet, who was helping an old lady cross the street. Then, the cuteness factor kind of wears off. But, if you’re managing your inebriation properly, and are not driving near those less fortunate, then you should wear this Oops I’m Drunk T Shirt proudly. In fact, stumble up to people, stare at them for a beat and a half, then point at the shirt. They’ll love it.

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I had a feeling Ol’ Dirty Bastard was talking about sushi. I tried not to listen to people that said he was talking about having sex without a condom, because that’s just too nasty for a song. Leave that kind of talk to the whorehouse, the alley ways, the guest bedroom, and the vestibule in the Sistine Chapel.

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A mashup of Carmen Miranda and a Storm Trooper. How cliche. Just kidding. This Storm Trooper Miranda T Shirt is spectacular. I mean you really can’t lose when a Storm Trooper from Star Wars is taken out of context and placed in other whacky positions, and having tons of colorful necklaces and a fruit basket on his head, makes this particular Storm Trooper funny and appealing.

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