November 2011

I like the flipped over “M” in the MTV logo. Well, I guess there’s an “F” in the place of the “V”, but you know where this WTF T Shirt is coming from and that’s all that matters. Actually, it reminds me of a classic animated show that aired on MTV and is making a comeback now: Beavis & Butthead. They worked at Burger World, which had an upside-down McDonald’s M on their signage, representing World.

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If you like The Shining then you need to own this The Overlook Hotel T Shirt because it’s understated, but for those that know, you’ll get a glint in the eye, and probably create a life-long bond. Man this was a creepy movie. It gives me the willies thinking about it, but I guess that’s what good horror is supposed to do. I never watch horror, but I watched that one, because if Stanley Kubrick is doing a Stephen King novel, and Jack Nicholson is acting, you pretty much have to watch. That’s too much star power to ignore.

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There’s a crew over in Manchester, England called Got the T Shirt that is pumping out some shirts you probably need to take a look at, especially if you want to get that Manchester flavor on your chest. Lot’s of local color. Quotes from footballers. References to scores from Man Utd vs. Man City matches. Words of wisdom from Vinnie Jones. Shit I don’t even understand, which makes it even cooler…like a tee with a mustache that says Bang Tidy.

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Re-elect Sheriff Hoyt if you want more blood and guts and gore. Otherwise, go ahead and pencil in the name of some soft, never shot a man geek straight out of the academy. It’s your choice Travis County, TX.

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Another nice zombie t shirt for your wearing pleasure. This one of course references one of the greatest actors of our time. Plus, he can dance and has comedic timing, and loves the cowbell. What more do you want in a hero to wear on your chest. Christopher Walken is the man, which is why you need the Walken Dead T Shirt post haste.

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What a spectacular prank that would be to replace those letters overnight, so that it did say that. Plus, it would be true what with the banks bringing the 99% down in order to have enough wealth to melt down gold, and pour it into strap on molds, and diddle each other with these instruments. But, you can only use the $60,000 dildo once, ‘cuz that’s the rules. Not to mention the thing wear they smear themselves in petroleum jelly and roll around in kiddie pools full of shredded $1000 bills. That’s why the end is near, along with the fact rule of law in the US is gone, unless you’re a committer of petty or victimless crimes.

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I’m thinking this is sort of sacrilegious in many circles. I mean, this was the last dude to stand up to the corporate oligarchy, and look where that got him. But, he did say this to Jackie O when she walked in on him in flagrante. Jackie rolled her eyes. Marilyn giggled. And John F. Kennedy continued with the business at hand. True story.

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You have to wonder about a culture and time where there’s a hit TV show about a mass murderer, who is celebrated, even as he dumps dismembered bodies into the ocean. It’s a little crazy, but hey the victims are criminals, so it’s cool. Plus, Michael C. Hall conquered cancer in 2010, so you have to root for him and his character, because life is now just a mashup up of entertainment and the day to day.

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This poor dead robot is now part of the living dead robot horde, and will now be on an eternal quest for processors, which is what the waking dead robots crave, instead of the brains that living dead humans go for. I imagine it’s a little cleaner process with robots than humans. Less blood and gore, though I guess wiring and maybe oily parts might make for a decent mess.

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This is a good one for a Monday. Wouldn’t you say? Although, it would have been much better at about 8:15 AM, when I moped into the office staring at 8.5 hours mind numbing corporate slaggery. Would have hit home, just like Muddy Waters’ “I Can’t Be Satisfied” always hits me deep. This is a blues-based shirt perfect for my blues-based brain (I have to credit Marc Maron for that phrase).

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I have no idea what this means. I know that Gallifrey is the home planet of Doctor Who. And, I’m sure there’s an easy explanation as to why there’s two hearts, like it has two moons. Or it has two manifestations according to which portal you enter. Or some crazy sci-fi construct like that. By the way, who decided it was scy-fy instead of sci-fi. Doesn’t make any sense. Probably happened like 6 years ago and I’m not just getting wind of it. But, that’s not what we’re here to discuss. We’re talking about the I Heart Heart Gallifrey T Shirt, which is totally something you should purchase if you love Doctor Who, and totally know exactly what this means.

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This shirt is ridiculous. Who would ever think to create a shirt with a bunch of lined sticky notes reminding oneself never to take mental notes? Who’s going to buy this Mental Note T Shirt? I could be wrong but Mental Note: you never ever remember mental notes…take actual notes does not make for a good t-shirt that the hip Internet people, who stumble on this thing, would ever buy. There’s never ever going to be word of mouth buzz either because no one’s talking about this thing. Finally, no self-respecting t-shirt blog would write about this tee.

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