October 2011

Well, of course it had to happen: Steve Jobs t shirts. God rest his soul. I was never an Apple fanboy, but I do appreciate the innovation, so I have much respect. And, I guess, I probably couldn’t live very well without my iPod Touch, so maybe I’m slightly a fan.

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Hey Baby, Austin Powers is some funny shit on celluloid. How many more laughs are you gonna get if you and the crew dress up in the outrageous Austin Powers gear and trade classic lines from the film. I’m pretty sure if you are in the market for funny group Halloween costumes, then you seriously have to consider the Austin Powers Group Costumes.

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Cow Moo-mmy T Shirt

by on October 5, 2011

It probably doesn’t get any cornier than this in the funny Halloween T Shirts realm, but for some reason I really appreciate this Moo-mmy T Shirt. Maybe it’s the shoddy bandaging job, or the kind of stunned look on the moomified cow, or the fact that the moo-mmy has a hyphen. I can’t quite put a finger on it, but it appeals to me, so I thought I’d share it with you. Maybe I’m simply a sucker for some cute shit?

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Love this wordplay-imageplay with the Pterodactyl. That was truly a special bird back in the early days. And, of course, Pterodactyl’s evolved into today’s birds. And finally this shirt also touches on the fact that this Pterodactyl got up god-awful early on Black Friday, and queued up at Kohl’s by 4 AM and scored on some of the best clothing deals you will ever find.

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Fire, Water and Grass. I’m going to be very transparent in this post. I don’t have a frickin’ clue about Pokemon. That looks like a leaf in green there on this Pokemon Elements T Shirt, but I don’t see leaf as an Element in the Pokemon references I’ve been studying for the last 13 hours. Apparently each Pokemon is associated with an element or possesses an element. For example, Charmander has fire. Squirtle possesses water. And Bulbasaur is associated with the grass element. Now that you’ve been totally schooled in the ways of Pokemon, you should probably own this sweet looking shirt. It’s for your own good.

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Fontasaurus T Shirt

by on October 5, 2011

I didn’t get this for about 6 months. I finally meditated on it and discovered it’s a font dinosaur. Get it. Special lettering makes up the animal. If you just palmed your forehead and smiled, then you very much need to own the Fontasaurus T Shirt. And, I was just kidding about the 6 months. This thing has only been available for like 6 minutes, and you’re totally lucky you stumbled upon this blog post, so you can be the first in your village to own this thing.

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Is there a better choice for a group costume in 2011 than the Angry Birds Group Costumes? I bet you can’t think of one. Everybody loves the Angry Birds, and you will be the hit of the Halloween party or the neighborhood trick-or-treating scene if you go en masse in these costumes.

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You have your shirt, shorts, badge and utility belt to look just like Lieutenant Dangle from Reno 911 this Halloween. You just add the moustache, sunglasses, and, of course, the dangle.

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Skull Me T Shirt

by on October 4, 2011

I love all the different skulls on this shirt. You have buck teeth, super happy, kind of stupid, alienesque, broken, depressed, sleepy, stupid. Basically, all the skulls of the bizarro world seven dwarves, now that they’re six feet under. Nobody lives forever. Not even cute dwarfs. Dwarfs is the correct spelling in this world, but dwarves is preferred in bizarro world. I could be wrong, and it would probably take me all of eight seconds to look that up, but I just can’t.

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This is a little twist to the old school intermission animation played in theaters in the 1950s: “Let’s all go to the lobby to ourselves a treat.”

Headline Shirts freshened it up a bit and is now celebrating the art of partying and the appropriate accoutrements, including cigarettes, 40 Ouncers, and, of course, a bag of weed. Please note the red cross. It’s medical grade. Someone has a condition. Those items are indeed the building blocks of a fine shindig, and you’d be wise to secure them for your next get together. Bonus points if you wear the Let’s All Go To the Party T Shirt as you’re providing the party with its lifeblood.

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Hey, it’s time to think about funny Halloween t shirts. It’s time to find the snarky shit that will make people laugh at the Halloween parties. Or, if you ain’t into dressing up, you can give a nod to the festivities, but still only be wearing a t shirt, which is the beauty of this This is My Costume Now Give Me My Damn Candy T Shirt.

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Those killer whales are doing a high flipper five, because they just ate a dolphin that had wandered from the pod, and as they were consuming that lovely animal they came upon a grandfather and grandson fishing in a row boat, so they tipped that and ate some more. That for sure is worthy of an out of water, twisting high five. And, to remember the good times you should also wear the Killer Whales Killer T Shirt. Am I right?

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