October 2011

Fibers is an eco-conscious t-shirt retailer that pre-designed tees along with design your own. I just went on sabbatical for 7 weeks, focusing mainly on getting this Fibers Review put together, because I had conflicting views on their shop, until I stepped away from the daily grind, stripped away all me preconceptions, and focused on what Fibers really brought to the World Wide Table.

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This may be the perfect funny Halloween T Shirt from 604 Republic if you’re a gamer and a winner. First of all the gray, white, and black coloring is classy. The image, just like Super Mario toad stools, is appealing, and the mashup of toadstool and skull and crossbones is excellent. What is this the QVC channel? Either you like that shit or you don’t and I’m betting you do which is why you’ll need to pick up the Toad Skull T Shirt and get it shipped to your home prior to Halloween, so you can wear it on and/or around the holiday.

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Gandhi Says Relax T Shirt

by on October 13, 2011

I have no idea what to write about this Gandhi Says Relax T Shirt. Here’s why. I’ve seen it before. In fact, Headline Shirtshad this shirt before, except that Gandhi’s head was in the “A”, and it was red lettering on a white tee. My how things have changed. What’s next, Cold War Vet on green. Jeezus. I need a minute to take all of this in and process it.

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Video Game Hats T Shirt

by on October 12, 2011

Can someone please list all of the video games that those hats are associated with in the comments. It’s getting late. I gotta get up in the morning. I don’t have the time or inclination to do an exhaustive research study on the Internet to figure out what characters in what games wear which hats. Please, someone, help. Put in the comments. I’ll totally say thanks in a heartfelt way in a reply comment. This is the type of charity that you will remember long after you’ve lost the will to live, but you still keep breathing because you’ve also lost any of the oomph it takes to off yourself. Pretty please.

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The entire text on this tee is Vote for Zaphod Beeblebrox For President of the Galaxy He’s the Guy You Want to Vote for. Zaphod Beeblebrox is a character in the book/movie Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Sam Rockwell played him to the hilt in the movie and that, very well, might be the main reason you go ahead and buy this shirt from Busted Tees in the next 7 to 8 minutes.

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Apparently some bad shit has gone down in South Detroit, and people want to get out of town. So much so that a major t-shirt company took it upon themselves to design this South Detroit to Anywhere Train Ticket T Shirt, assuming that it would sell at a decent clip. Of course, I also here that there are artistic movements, urban gardening movements, and all kinds of other cool stuff going on in Detroit. A veritable grassroots renaissance fueled by exceptionally cheap property or available lots where the bulldozers have cleared decrepit foreclosed homes. I’m rooting for that organic growth.

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This is a funny shirt. Why? Because it happens. People see someone they know in line, they get in a convo, and all of a sudden they’re like, well, instead of going to the end of the line three blocks back, I’ll just kind of queue up right here. Now, it depends on the hotness of the person and/or whether they’re annoying if the people directly behind them are super pissed or not. Hotness trumps discourtesy. But, hotness plus super annoying is a push with rude, so I can’t tell you what’s going to happen in this particular scenario on this particular The Chat and Cut T Shirt.

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I like this shirt a lot, because it’s a zombie Che Guevara, and you don’t see a zombie Che very often. Plus, the political sentiment is kind of quaint…screw this revolution, because the new boss is same as the old boss. I mean Guevara was into communism, which is a complete crock of shit. I’ll give him points for standing up for what he believed and being a touchstone for various rebellions, because let’s face it, the world is in peril and needs some serious shaking up. Shout out to OWC.

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Zach Galifianakis…my mancrush. I mean not in that way, but God I do love him like we had a short-lived passionate affair…no no not like that…you don’t understand.

He makes me laugh uncontrollably with his wackydoodle, beard stomp. And, I’ll blow anyone that makes me lose control like that. But, not blow in the sense like your dirty mind thinks I mean. I’m talking blow smoke up the rear, as I write a review of a t-shirt that quotes one of his lines in one of his comedy movies, of which he has made many. In fact, it’s in his contract that he must be in a third of all movies made from 2007 to 2015, so you’re gonna get your fill and still want more of ZG.

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I Llike Llamas T Shirt

by on October 11, 2011

Solid little wordplay right here for sure. If you indeed do like llamas, then the I Llike Llamas T Shirt is going to be a no brainer purchase. They do have a bit of a stateliness that is attractive in a four-legged creature. Plus, they are called something with two lls to start the word, which is unique. Do you get wool from llamas? And can you pack them with cargo and cross a large expanse of rugged terrain? I’m sure there are many, many reasons to like the llamas, which is why Five Finger Tees took it upon themselves to get this shirt done.

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I prefer to think that the designer of this The Time is Now Pigs Fly T Shirt is an astute historian that stumbled upon mesages of great people of the past that spoke of this great country of ours, saying things like “bankers will take control of the world and blow up the United States with all kinds of dirty dealings, and not a single one of them will suffer a perp walk…when pigs fly.”

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I do not get this. I’m on a computer all day every day. I live in my mom’s basement. I’m a hardcore Internet user, but I have no clue what this means. But, in the interest of doing the heavy lifting, so my readers can enjoy the fruits of my labor, I will go and figure out what this Security Check Captcha FML T shirt means. Hold tight.

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