October 2011

We have all eaten a crayons or 9 in our lives, while pretending each color had a corresponding flavor. And we’ve all crapped them out two days later. And, we’ve all stuck them in our anuses. And, and…we’ve all done that thing with the cat and the tail. Never mind, biting the top end of the crayon is just the tip of what happens with crayons and kids and that’s why this Taste the Rainbow T Shirt is funny. It totally reminds people of bestiality and that’s happy fun times right there.

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Hey, this is what Star Wars would look like in fuedal Japan. You have your traditional garb, and Katana’s with lasers, and a dispute over someone’s honor, perhaps involving land, chickens, or a bowl of rice. This Light Katana T Shirt is good lookin’. Don’t you agree? The nice Japanese black and white stylings, coupled with the neon colored swords. I enjoy this tee quite a bit, so I must say something heartfelt right now:

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You see this is good advice and wouldn’t be really that funny, because it’s just wisdom, but the kicker is the letters tail off at the end, meaning the person that is telling you to plan ahead didn’t plan ahead while designing the shirt. Loser. If you know those that think they know everything, but their lives are in shambles, then you need to dance around them with this Always Plan Ahead T Shirt. Make to do a lot of pelvic thrusting. It will be a subtle message to get their shit together.

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If you want to get all science geek on us, you can wear the Technically The Glass is Always Full T Shirt, the next time you anticipate being asked if you are a glass half full or glass half empty person. Don’t ask me how in the hell you’re going to know if you’re going to be asked that question as you choose your outfit for the day. Maybe the plan is to go to your least favorite Aunt’s house, and it just so happens that she asks you that very question EVERY TIME YOU SEE HER.

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I like the style of Tuesday Tees. Let me tell you why. First I like the name. I don’t know if there’s a Twitter phenomenon with hash tag TuesdayTees, but if there is Tuesday Tees is smart to capitalize by naming their company after it. If there isn’t a thing on Twitter, then there will be, because this funny shirt outfit has some terrific tees, which I’ll get into later.

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This shirt is so good I don’t know what to do with myself. Yeah, it might be a little distasteful, because the US and friends have been on a tear just killin’ the shit out of terrorists and dictators, which might not be quite the road we really want to go down in terms of bloodlust and powers-that-be choosing who’s arbitrarily dying, but…it’s funny when the next on the hitlist is a shitty Canadian teeny bopper phenomenon like Justin Bieber.

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If you enjoyed the series or the movie, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, the it’s probably a no brainer that you pick up this very fine 42 The Meaning of Life T shirt. If you haven’t read the book or watched the movie, then you just were slapped right upside the head with a spoiler and I apologize greatly for that. But, really, the movie released in 2005 and the series was published between 1979 and 1992, so, really, I’m well within my rights in terms of putting 42 out there as the answer to “life, the universe, and everything” without justified blow back from the chronically late.

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For the rest of 2011, Better Than Pants is offering 50% off their entire catalog. So, instead of $19.98 for a shirt, you’ll pay $9.99. Plus, if you buy 5 shirts you get free shipping. This is a smoking deal, and Better Than Pants has a pretty good selection of funny tees, so take advantage now.

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You know the game. You love the start menu. You will now need to own the Gradius Albotas Start Menu T Shirt and wear it often. I’m just passing on the good news. You’re welcome. Can you believe Gradius for the NES came out in 1984. Damn I’m old.

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As Max Keiser is fond of saying it’s the global insurrection against banker occupation (GIABO). And, the movement is spreading throughout the galaxy. Even on Naboo, whose royalty had some shady dealings with JP Morgan and Goldman Sachs in a swanky hotel, which have turned out very bad for their planet, they are occupying public space and making a collective show of dissatisfaction. It’s the beginning of a Universe-wide revolution and you better get on board on you’re going to be left behind.

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Apparently, some squirrel ran across home plate during the Cardinals-Phillies series. The Cardinals happened to be down 0-2 in the series and down by 17 runs in the 9th inning in the “squirrel game,” but you could feel the momentum shift as the squirrel ran past the Phillies batter and into the stands. Amazing (I might have exagerrated slightly). That’s why if you’re a St. Louis Cardinals fan, you must own the Beware of the Rally Squirrel T Shirt.

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Get on over to Threadless right now and see what kind of awesome, creepy, scary Halloween shirts they have available for half off. That’s right. It’s a bona fide treat, so take advantage. Don’t trick yourself into believing you can drag your feet, because on Monday 10/24/2011 at 10 AM Central Time this deal is as moldy as that jack-o-lantern on your mama’s porch. Go right now.

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