September 2011

Zombie Elvis T Shirt

by on September 17, 2011

This is one of the grossest zombie images I’ve ever scene. Saliva, blood, cheek flap with sideburn still attached. At least that perfect oiled hair is still fabulously intact. Thank God. I wonder if Zombie Elvis still has the hip moves. I think he lost them as fat Elvis, but it looks as if being part of the living dead has slimmed him down, so maybe he also has the sexy swivel hips back.

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Who knew Bert could fly so damn fast? Let me guess. He had a fight with his gay lover Ernie and now he’s coming at him with speed. And, of course, Ernie looks like a pig because that’s what the Angry Birds are going after in that somewhat popular game.

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You can’t get enough of Creed Bratton. You remember the scene like it happened in your real life just this afternoon. It resonates. It penetrates your cold heart. It gives you something to live for to think that humor and goodness like The Office exists in this world, and you can pull it up any time you want on Youtube.com or, in your case, in the box set.

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Damn. Video games have been around a long time. Nintendo’s been around for quite a while. If you’re old enough to remember when the original Nintendo came out, then you’re too old to be playing video games, and that’s awesome, because you’re probably not a banker or politician or some form of corporate douche, and in my book that makes you pretty cool, and I don’t even know you. I have the high standards your mama told you about.

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Jesus QR Bar Code T Shirt

by on September 14, 2011

Can this really be somebody’s QR Bar Code? Please. I love Jesus. He needs to be everywhere. In fact, I have him on top of my pen. It’s a Jesus pen topper and it gives me strength when I write important notes to my mother, such as “Sorry for forgetting to take out the trash. It’s gone now, and the maggot situation is under control…I think.”

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According to this wiki Blernsball is the sport that replaced baseball in the 31st Century on the show Futurama. So, of course, if you love Futurama and think the current brand of baseball is mind-numbingly boring then you’ll have to pick up the Varsity Blernsball T Shirt right now before we slip into the future and it becomes out of stock or passe.

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Slam Dunk Football T Shirt

by on September 14, 2011

I call this particular type of shirt a misdirection. I actually haven’t seen a good misdirection in a while, so this football player catching a pass with the basketball terminology “slam dunk” under it is a welcome offering from Busted Tees.

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Another mashup and this is funny because The Oneders was the band in the movie, That Thing You Do, and their logo was a bunch of colorful swatches. Now, you have this The Pantones T Shirt with the swaths of color and a the Pantone code for the colors, which is how designers and printers and those that work with color determine the exact match.

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Thunder Cats T Shirt

by on September 13, 2011

This is what they call a mashup in the business. The Cats look and feel mixed with the Thunder Cats name. Of course, you’re a well-person and love both Broadway musicals and animated television programming from the 80s. That’s why this Thunder Cats T Shirt is straight up your alley (that’s like an outdoor “Cat” reference). Busted Tees showing a lot of range here, and a bit of moxie, because, you know, what if there aren’t a lot of people that dig both pieces of entertainment. They may have niched themselves out of a profitable shirt.

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This is the ultimate gamer recycling shirt and if you play the first-person shooter (FPS) games you probably need to own it as soon as possible. This ain’t no joke. It will improve you game performance 7% and that’s significant if you’re good.

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Skeleton Hands T Shirt

by on September 13, 2011

I’m not sure if this skeleton is a female grabbing at its own breast region or if it’s a skeleton coming from behind the wearer of the shirt, sort of like that famous Janet Jackson The Rolling Stone cover. Or is it less sexualized and just a terrorized grasp of the chest. I don’t know but one thing is for certain…this Skeleton Hands T Shirt is a must have for all of you freaks that dig skeletons. Also, a nice option for any Halloween related functions.

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I’ve always liked the rhyming Zebra, but then again I’m a corny mofo, so if you feel differently about the poor creature than I do, then you should probably just go with your first instinct and buy this Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, I Hate Rhyming…Zebra T Shirt even though it totally proves that your heart is colder than a well digger’s ass.

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