Andy Samberg plays a wannabe stuntman, who likes to party. What else needs to be said? I mean we could talk about the dancing Asian, cool beans, Jorma Taccone, Bill Hader, Isla Fisher, Danny McBride…do I need to go on? Yes…okay. Fake moustache. Eagle Powers. Qwhiskey safe word. More? You want more…just a minute I need to go check some more clips on Youtube.
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In case you need a refresher on Total Recall, starring the ever impressive, Arnold Schwarzenegger, he’s gotta do some crazy sci-fi stuff, including going to Mars. And, on Mars, there are three-breasted women. I have included a Youtube video that shows you what I’m talking about (tastefully, of course…the real naughty bits are covered).
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This is just awesome. Took me a moment, but then I harkened back to my four semesters of Spanish in college, and realized I don’t know shit, in fact, my entire college experience was a waste. But, we’re here to talk about this lovely and hilarious Los Beatles Juan, Pablo, Jorge & Gringo t shirt. It did take a minute, but I finally translated, John, Paul, George…then it took me another second to figure out Gringo = Ringo. Once I put it all together, slowly I grant you, I loved the shirt.
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Fact: This monkey looks cool. Fact: the pen, the tie, the glasses, and the button down shirt make this monkey look hard working and respectable. Fact: that monkey just threw shit at the FedEx dude. Fact: no matter how business casual you dress a monkey, you still should never let them loose in an office.
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This is the thing right here. Dumbledore Gandalf wasn’t pure as the newly driven snow. He had some shit in his closet and I bet that, yes, he was a beast in the sack ’til his dying day. He had charisma and vim and vigor, and I think along with keeping tip top with his magic, he kept himself in shape, so he definitely didn’t need the pills a lot of the older male generation depends on to get it up.
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Rocko’s Modern Life was an animated series that aired from 1993-1996. If you don’t know about it, learn some more about it right here on the Wikipedia page. Then, after you become completely enamored with the story of the animated series, and how it sort of was the transgendered parent of Spongebob Squarepants then you’ll be hot for this Conglom-o We Own You T Shirt, because it was a hilarious tagline for the evil corporation.
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Apparently…wait let me start over, but I know this for sure. There is a 10-hour Youtube video of a certain cat that’s part pop tart, that flies in space shitting out rainbow to a spectacularly annoying but somewhat catchy tune. The twist is that the video is the same 10-second clip over and over. Amazing. Our future is in good hands. I’m assuming a young person put that thing together. No offense, but I could only make it through 6.5 hours. I thought 15 minutes was the video limit. Must have special privileges.
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There is a bear in a hot air balloon chasing after a dude that doesn’t look too happy that his nice solitary balloon trip to clear his head and look deep into his soul, has now turned into a aeronautic maneuver battle with a very angry animal. The other shitty thing for this dude is that he’s dropped all the sandbags to get away, and now he’s totally at the mercy of the winds.
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There’s a Facebook page devoted to this knock knock joke, except it doesn’t have “The” in front of “Doctor”. Should this Knock Knock Who’s There The Doctor T Shirt have “The” in front of “Doctor”. I don’t think so, except that it throws people off the scent of the joke for a little longer as they’re staring at your shirt. So, that builds up a little comic tension, which bursts like a blister all over the faces of anybody within a 4-foot radius of this comedic discovery. And that’s funny.
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This is what you call a contradiction or wordplay or weak shirt from Snorg Tees. Actually, it’s not one of my favorite, but if you like this type of humor then I think I’m Not Supersititious, It’s Bad Luck to Be Superstitious T Shirt is one of the best things ever printed on cotton (for you).
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You simply cannot have too many choices when it comes to Honey Badger T Shirts. This Honey Badger Don’t Care T Shirt happens to be one of the richest designs of seen of the subject, so if you’re into deeper colors you might consider this offering from Snorg Tees.
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There are interviews with Buzz Aldrin, in which he admits he was a bit of an alkie back in the pilot/astronaut days. I think that’s where this I’ve Got a Good Buzz T Shirt came from. That and it’s a wordplay software that Look At Me Shirts knocked out of the park. That’s a large mug of beer, so I don’t doubt Buzz has a buzz. Plus, it was picture day. How can you get something as shitty as that without a little drinking.
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