June 2011

Dirk Nowitzki got MVP for leading the Dallas Mavericks to a 4-2 series victory over the Miami Heat in the NBA finals. Good for him. He’s been through a lot of crap, including losing the 2006 NBA Finals to the Heat after leading 2-0 and having a 13-point lead in the fourth quarter of game three. Then, the team choked in the playoffs as the number one seed losing to eighth-seeded Golden State. Plus, there was the deal with his stripper girlfriend very publicly trying to game him. But, he’s persevered and he made it through with the team he started with. Great story.

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Hey if you haven’t seen the movie you need to see the movie. The Hangover II does not disappoint as the sequel to one of the biggest comedy hits in history. Instead of Vegas, we’re talking the more exotic Bangkok. Yes! Of course, this Bangkok Smoking Monkeys and Ladyboys T Shirt is in direct reference to some dialogue spoken by one of the characters describing what goes on at the new local. Ha ha. I haven’t seen this damn movie are you kidding me. I’m saving it. I want the desire to build the the pressure in a blister. Yes!

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I feel like the first couple quacks should have question marks after them, the one with no punctuation, then two with the exclamation point, because the first time Emilio gets them to do the chant, they’re not sure what’s going on for a minute. But, then they really get into it. I suppose I can accept this version of the Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! T Shirt.

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This feels like it should have been put on sale for Valentine’s Day. It’s such a sweet sentiment and you have the heart. How can this If I Were a Zombie I’d Eat You Most T Shirt not be a special Valentine’s Day Tee? It was specifically designed for lovers. Oh well, I guess Snorg Tees that you have to have the romance more than just one day a year and they’re spreading out the love into the summer months as well.

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This DirecTV is getting all kinds of play on the t shirt sites. It’s blowing up. It’s huge. There’s buzz. Why? Well, it is funny, and this Opulence I Has It T Shirt highlights the best line, so sure let’s get some shirts out there.

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All right you’re one of Danny McBride’s biggest fans. You love Eastbound & Down. You dig Kenny Powers. Well, the next logical step is to get the Kenny Powers 55 T Shirt with that raglan sleeve business. It basically looks like the top of a baseball uni. It’s the real deal and you can make your dream come true for a relatively small amount of money.

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Will if you come to Kenny Powers neighborhood then you know he’s the man and that you ain’t nothin’ but a hanger on. But, if you go up to him and in his face say it’s “Kenny Fucking Powers,” with a lot of confidence, then you might get into his good graces and not get sneered at. It’s not a guarantee. This is the type of balls to the wall attitude this Kenny F***cking Powers T Shirt is trying to facilitate. Do you have the stuff required to be qualified to wear it?

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Kenny Powers, played by Danny McBride, is a funny dude. He’s a burned out professional baseball player back in his hometown teaching middle school. One of his more inspiring quotes is on this If At First You Don’t Succeed Then Maybe You Just Suck T Shirt. If that’s the kind of humor you’re into then you probably need to go ahead and lay down some cash.

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This is some HBO Television series that’s supposed to be hot shit, and it had a cult following, and that’s why there are items printed in its honor, such as this New York City Eats Its Young T Shirt, complete with city skyline and subway doors.

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Of course, everybody loves Dr. Suess and if you really love him, then this One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish T Shirt probably speaks to you on the deepest level possible. So go get it from TV Store Online right now. And wear it once it ships, because people will think you have a sense of humor and that you have a enough of a sensitive side to be a well-rounded interesting person.

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This is just funny because “professional” wrestling is hilarious to me. Huge ‘roided up dues in Speedos, thigh high boots, feathered hair, and barb-wire bicep tattoos. Ridiculously hilarious. And, nobody was more goofy hilarious than the perfectly tanned, bleach blonde Hulk Hogan.

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Does anyone really pay attention to Father’s Day? Haven’t we just about had it after getting through Mother’s Day. Well, it looks like Headline Shirts is totally into the Father’s of the world. That’s why they’re offering a free Gytha Mander tie for orders of two shirts or more. Just add the code FREETIE during checkout. Be sure to get on this shopping for Dad soon, because Father’s Day is next Sunday. Okay go.

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