May 2011

Lots of stuff going on here. It’s a re-creation of the classic scene with Alan Garner played by Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover, holding the baby, Carlos, in the sling thingy, and they are both wearing sunglasses. Hilarious. Now, Nerdy Shirts has used and abused their license to print Sesame Street characters by having Cookie Monster holding Tickle Me Elmo in the same front baby pack contraption. I like it. And man those muppets look happy.

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I didn’t catch this joke the first time around, because I have a microscopic penis, and this is about a member that is large enough to hangover to one side or the other. That’s why there’s an arrow pointing downstairs if you know what I mean. Anyway, it’s also a drinking shirt because if you look at it without the innuendo, it’s about getting up and feeling bad after too many jello shots the night before.

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Halo The Chiefs

by on May 11, 2011

Mashup between the Halo helmet and a football helmet, and I’m going to throw in the hockey movie called The Chiefs. Of course, I don’t think 604 Republic has a particular passion for the Kansas City football team, especially since they’re from Canada, but they probably know quite well that the Spartan super soldier dude that fights the bad guys in Halo is called Master Chief.

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Good God that’s a scary sight. Those Ewoks have that fighting spirit but just think if a little poison got in the blood and they went just beyond fighting for what is right and honorable. Then you have those tenacious little cuties scaring the bejeezus out of everybody, and that’s just plain terrifying because now you don’t know who to trust. Yeah, it’s cool when it’s a Storm Troopers head and spine, but will that little dude know where to draw the line.

Get the PredEwok T Shirt because it’s a beautiful mashup of Star Wars Ewoks and the aliens in Predator.

604 Republic knows how to do a mashup like nobody’s business. Believe it.

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Sometimes a weapon is the only religion you need and the only thing that will get you through the night, thus this Star Wars Blaster T Shirt is highly appropriate for any and all that truly believe. Are there any geeky NRA members. They’ll probably dig this shirt as well. Whatever the case how about all of the detail about the blaster pictured on the shirt. 604 Republic did a highly commendable job, which is probably why you have already asked your mom for her credit card so you can get one or two of these.
Am I right? I am! There are 30 parts listed here, including…

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This is a cool shirt, except that I think there should be some of the workers welcome their demise because they’re so hellaciously miserable in their cubicle, that any forced change is welcome, including death by fire-breathing office machine. Otherwise, this Office Apocalypse T Shirt is spot on wonderful, which is why you should buy it right now before the real apocalypse comes to town and your dollars are worth less than the leaves on the ground (and they’re on the ground in Spring because the weather patterns are completely jacked). Is that a gold fish is the water cooler? Is that dude in the foreground holding a hoagie (if so, that’s funny…he’s saving a sandwich rather than important documents or a lap top)? And, the cherry on top of this office machine with a mammalian brain, the tie dragging under him (which will ultimately be his downfall and the only hope for the rest of the businesses in the office complex his is just now starting to destroy.
604 Republic always has interesting concepts designed well. Think that’s a bold statement? Check it out for yourself.

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I looked this up because I have no idea what this Duke Platypus T Shirt means. Well, on the surface, the platypus is all decked out like an important Duke and that’s cute on it’s own…I mean the top hat, pocket watch, bow tie, suit jacket, cuff links, leather gloves and walking stick are great, but I can’t seem to figure out why these two words have come together. There’s a Duke Platypus facebook page, and there seems to be some connection between Duke University science and the platypus, but I’m not sure these are the answers I’m looking for.

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Schrodinger was a physicist that figured out some stuff about hypothetical dead or alive cats. We don’t know if it’s dead or alive because it’s in a steel box, but we can figure it out unlike what the quantum mechanics were theorizing. I know that if you are reading this, you think I’m a science wizard, but really I just learned this bit about Schrodinger from a video on Youtube that I couldn’t be bothered to watch through to the end. I’m a slug and a dullard, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t purchase this love Schrodinger’s Cat Wanted Dead & Alive T Shirt.

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I always thought Soy Milk was made with soy beans and shrank your nads because it increased estrogen in the body, but I was totally mistaken. Soy Milk is really just a bit of Spanglish on a carton of regular cow’s milk. Glad that’s been cleared up. If everyone just tells one other person we can educate the world on this issue.

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Classic movie and an understated shirt. You don’t know what this Bushwood Country Club T Shirt refers to unless you’re intimately familiar with the movie Caddyshack. If you don’t know the movie, it just looks like another cheesey tourist shirt. And that’s the beauty. It’s like you’re in a special club. So, if you should buy this shirt if you’d like to enter the exclusive ranks. This is good advice I’m giving you here, and you wouldn’t disagree with me would you? And if so, what about Ted Knight, Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Rodney Dangerfield. You gonna argue with them in their primes? Didn’t think so.

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This movie is set to be released in theaters on May 26, 2011, so this is a preemptive strike with the Alan Garner Yellow Lab T Shirt. Even if you haven’t seen the movie yet, you can get this shirt because it feels right. Of course, Alan would wear the shirt, and yellow lab faces are so cute and if you have one on your shirt you’re a dork even if you’re trying to be ironic, and that’s just fine.

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Progress Wear put together a couple of very interesting Bin Laden tees after President Obama’s dramatic announcement of the Navy Seal’s secret mission. I like them.

Donald Trump Killed Osama Bin Laden T Shirt

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