May 2011

Soul Surfer T Shirt

by on May 15, 2011

Here’s a movie about the surfer girl, Bethany Hamilton, who lost an arm to a shark while surfing, but decided it was a good idea to continue surfing.

Of course, Wikipedia says the term soul surfing cropped up in the 1960s as describing surfing for the shear pleasure of surfing. This was before bullshit billabong surf competitions. Or apparel lines. Or groupies. Surfing for surfings sake.

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A nice play on the Keep Calm and Carry On slogan that was pumped out by the British Government in 1939, during WWII. The saying really seems to have had a resurgence these days, which may be due in part to the fact that the world is starting to rapidly fall apart ecologically and economically. And, maybe the only way to really get a little break from the harsh realities is to play video games.

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Jeeves 3000 T Shirt

by on May 14, 2011

Jeeves 3000 seems to be the coolest robot ever. Jeeves is a name for a butler, so this robot performs the butler duties like answering your door and polishing your silver, but he also cars for your small pets, goldfish and gerbil, makes the food, brings you drinks with umbrellas, cleans the windows, takes out the trash, sweeps the floor, vacuums the floor, puts the baby down for a nap, and walks the dog. Very versatile. Very efficient. Very worth the money, when you think of all the help it replaces. Of course, this thing is not for sale to the public because only a prototype has been built. Rumor has it a servant robot like this will cost upwards of $500,000, so you have to be in the upper crust of society to afford one.

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This has the Marvel comics look and a very mysterious scene. Dude is falling and his bowler hat has flown off and his watch is trailing behind him. Did he jump under his own power as in suicide, or is this a murder situation. I’m thinking he got pushed because his facial expression looks a little shocked. I suppose even if you’re ending it because you’re a financier and you finally realized that you’re the scum of the Earth because you have lied, cheated, and scammed the world economy to the brink of collapse, you may jump on purpose but still have a shocked look because thinking about killing yourself, and actually being in the free fall are two entirely separate things.

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This, of course, refers to the Dexter TV show and the protagonist’s proclivity for killing. Wait, can you call a serial killer the protagonist. This world may be coming to a close if the killer is the hero, but maybe I don’t know anything because I’ve never seen the show because my mom doesn’t let me watch it, because the content is too mature (forget the fact that I’m 40).

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Lucky Seven T Shirt

by on May 13, 2011

Among all of the unlucky things like black crow, spilled salt, crossed knives, ominous footprints, black cat, bones, the number 13, snake eyes dice, broken mirror, skull, ripped umbrella, and a ladder, you have glowing things that will bring you luck, including pot of gold, lady bug, Ace of Spades, star, horseshoe, acorn, crossed fingers, rabbit’s foot, penny, four-leaf clover, turtle, wishbone, heart, and a leprechaun.

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Nerd Ears T Shirt

by on May 12, 2011

Spectacularly weird shirt, featuring the distinctive ears of the Vulcan, the Elf, and the Nerd. The humor in this Nerd Ears T Shirt is that the nerd ear in a fake. It’s like a little waxy/plastic prosthetic that they just added to their regular ear to get a little more pointiness, so they can get some attention at Comic Con or their fat uncle’s funeral. If you wear the nerd ears or you just appreciate nerd culture, you surely are inclined to buy this shirt so that you can wear it in all its yellow glory.

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Very unfortunate name for this battleship. Very ironic that it got free hugged to death by the most gigantickist squid ever to exist. Think of the ink shots from that thing. Probably cloudy up like 3 nautical miles of water from the ocean bottom to the surface. Is it cubed nautical miles when you want to talk about the entire volume of water that sits in a 3 nautical mile area of a body of water. I’m knot to good with this stuff. Get it…knot. Funny boat joke.

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This is sort of like the handicap accessible issue or the left-handed scissors situation. Society has to decide if it’s going to make exceptions, at considerable expense, for the outliers. Basically, it’s a labor of love because there’s not an economy of scale because there simply aren’t enough handicapped people, lefties, or cyclops to make a production run of special product or ramps, or whatever it takes to meet the outlier’s needs, profitable.

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Come to think of it, those wet floor signs do look like there’s at least a spark between the guys feet and the wet surface, which seems counter-intuitive until you figure out the true meaning of the sign, which is that actually the floor is entirely covered with hot flowing lava. This is what Caution The Floor is Lava T Shirt is really getting at, and that makes it funny and a prime candidate for a purchase by you. Am I right?

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This pretty much captures all of the LOL Cats you see on the Internet. Do you agree? On this LOLCat Taxonomy T Shirt we have the following…

~ felis melonus
~ felis happyus
~ felis omgus
~ felis ceilingus
~ felis diabeetus
~ felis basementus
~ felis serious
~ felis keyboardus
~ felis eatedus

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This is funny. You have a game setup that matches one-on-one, but instead of Mortal Kombat, you have Plato and Socrates dueling it out with words of wisdom. Looks like Plato just dropped a super paradox combo, which Socrates is having a hard time refuting. Could be over soon. Who woulda thought that you could mashup philosophy and gaming so elegantly. I love the Philosophy Fighter T Shirt. Do you?

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