May 2011

The Hangover 2 was released May 26, 2011 and people love it. Same formula drug haze hijinx, but different town. Instead of Las Vegas, the boys are in Bangkok, Thailand. I just found the best The Hangover 2 T Shirts on the Internet, so you can show the world you have exquisite comedy movie taste.

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The boys are put in charge of a teenager, named Teddy. Unfortunately, just like how they lost one of the wolfpack in Part 1, they lose Teddy in The Hangover 2. If you haven’t seen the movie (released May 26, 2011) this ain’t going to make a lick of sense, but if you have seen it, you’ve probably already hit the Buy Now button to get the Where’s Teddy T Shirt.

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This is a pretty spectacular deal, and they tack on the most important part to the end. Spend $50 by May 31 at Donkey Tees and you will get a free Koozie, and a $20 gift certificate to use in June 2011. That’s like a 40% off deal. Awesome. Use code FIREWORKS to get the deal. That’s a weird code, because you think that would be reserved for 4th of July, but “hey” it doesn’t dampen my enthusiasm for the deal.

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The Hangover 2 was released in theaters on May 26 and early reports say…”It’s a hit!” This The Hangover 2 Bearded Devil T Shirt features Zach Galifianakis in a spectacular beard and bald head. He has a peculiar habit of drugging his friends just to see what happens, and, of course, they get into a whole bunch of hazy trouble with shenanigans galore.

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Randy “Macho Man” Savage died on May 20, 2011 at the age of 58 in a single car accident in Florida. It is suspected that he had a heart attack and lost control of the vehicle. So, after the mourning period for the great showman, it’s time to celebrate his life with this Ooh Yeaaaa Randy “Macho Man” Savage T Shirt. You know you cried when you heard the news, because you used to watch him every Saturday. Don’t lie.

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Don’t believe the hype on the whole pimping ain’t easy. Yeah, you have to slap people around. Yeah you have to make sure your employees get paid and there’s no legal channels you can go through to make sure it happens, but really, it’s not you that has to be smothered by greasy, fat, hairy horny dudes. You just have to come in after the deed and collect a large percentage of the proceeds.

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Hey pimp. You know you like this I’m Not a Landscaper I Just Like Working with Hoes T Shirt, because it’s another wordplay image play tee that captures the imagination of the hard working, law abiding pimps plying their craft across this great land of ours.

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I can not lie, when I get in line and make my way to pay, it is inevitable that the person behind the counter checks me out. Men and women. Can’t help it. I have money. I’m ready to make a transaction of goods for fiat currency. It’s a win-win. And, then when they see that I like sour kraut it turns them on to distraction, because they know I’m wild.

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Wordplay alert. Comin’ at you hot and heavy. Actually, it’s cool and breezy because it’s a fan. See there’s a metal fan on the shirt, but when someone wears the I’m a Huge Metal Fan T Shirt, the first thing you think of is “oh yeah, speed, death, heavy, old school.” And, I’m sure they’ll have an answer and will follow up with some of their favorites: Metallica, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath.

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Hey, you have to stand up for something. You have to band together for a cause some time. Why not come together with others that cannot spell. Sounds like a reasonable reason to whip up a movement. First thing you do is purchase the Bad Spellers of the World Untie T Shirt.

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Michael Myers is after you in that absolutely creepy mask. Of course, I feel like masks like that would really inhibit the ability to kill effectively and effeciently, but I might be wrong. Never tried it.

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The inseminator knocks up the help and nobody knows about it for like 10 years. Wowza. Maria Shriver finds out and drops him like it’s hot. After a 10 or 20 minute period of sadness, both of them will be back on their feet and going after their goals like never before. Good for them.

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