
The boys are put in charge of a teenager, named Teddy. Unfortunately, just like how they lost one of the wolfpack in Part 1, they lose Teddy in The Hangover 2. If you haven’t seen the movie (released May 26, 2011) this ain’t going to make a lick of sense, but if you have seen it, you’ve probably already hit the Buy Now button to get the Where’s Teddy T Shirt.
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This is a pretty spectacular deal, and they tack on the most important part to the end. Spend $50 by May 31 at Donkey Tees and you will get a free Koozie, and a $20 gift certificate to use in June 2011. That’s like a 40% off deal. Awesome. Use code FIREWORKS to get the deal. That’s a weird code, because you think that would be reserved for 4th of July, but “hey” it doesn’t dampen my enthusiasm for the deal.
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Don’t believe the hype on the whole pimping ain’t easy. Yeah, you have to slap people around. Yeah you have to make sure your employees get paid and there’s no legal channels you can go through to make sure it happens, but really, it’s not you that has to be smothered by greasy, fat, hairy horny dudes. You just have to come in after the deed and collect a large percentage of the proceeds.
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I can not lie, when I get in line and make my way to pay, it is inevitable that the person behind the counter checks me out. Men and women. Can’t help it. I have money. I’m ready to make a transaction of goods for fiat currency. It’s a win-win. And, then when they see that I like sour kraut it turns them on to distraction, because they know I’m wild.
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Wordplay alert. Comin’ at you hot and heavy. Actually, it’s cool and breezy because it’s a fan. See there’s a metal fan on the shirt, but when someone wears the I’m a Huge Metal Fan T Shirt, the first thing you think of is “oh yeah, speed, death, heavy, old school.” And, I’m sure they’ll have an answer and will follow up with some of their favorites: Metallica, Slayer, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath.
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