May 2011

I’m assuming this is a shout out to King Kong, but that wasn’t really an invasion. He was captured and ripped out of his home and taken to NYC, and he got away, scaled the Empire State Building and ended up falling to the ground after fighting fighter planes. Sad. Ooops that was a spoiler alert. Hopefully, you already know this story, which is at least 78 years old, and probably older. The first King Kong movie was released in 1933.

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Buffy did work back in the 90s at Sunnydale high, and now we’re talking about the 12-year reunion ‘cuz that’s what high schools with vampires do. They have reunions every six years, because that’s an evil number and vampires are evil. This is why you must show your undying devotion to some old ass TV show, but make it obscure so you can only impress those other freaks of nature that like this show so much. Purchase the Sunnydale Reunion class of ’99 T Shirt.

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We all do it. Yellow at the traffic light means floor it to get to the middle of the intersection before the red, and, of course, before on-coming traffic starts to flow at you. This whole myth about yellow means caution and slow down I think started with Ma Ingoll back in the wagon days, and she was dead wrong. Listen to pa and floor it on the yellow light.

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Have you seen The Hangover 2? I have not, but I loved the fixed one and I love the previews I’m seeing for II. In fact, this scene with Alan Garner and a monkey on a crowded Asian bus, sitting next to an old man looks hilarious.

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You can have all your pop culture references, your nerdy phraseology, your offensive twists on holidays, your alcohol celebrations. For my money, scatological humor is the best your can buy. I’m 40 and I absolutely love the I Pooped Today T Shirt. And that might seem weird. You’d think 4-15 might be the demographic for this messaging and slight chance that senior citizens might also appreciate it because generally evacuating the bowels becomes more of an issue the older you get and the more clogged up the plumbing becomes.

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Nice little twist on the What Would Jesus Do. You expect it to say What Would Charlie Sheen Do, but it throws a curveball and says What Wouldn’t Charlie Do, because as a man with Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA, he seems to be game for anything. That’s why you need to celebrate the fine art of the celebrity melt down and psychic break with this WWCD What Wouldn’t Charlie Do T Shirt.

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The Bluth family is something else, and Arrested Development was something else. Distill the sophisticated humor and what you get is this Bluth Family Crest T Shirt and it’s something else.

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Nice little play on words here. Meme-orial Day Sale at Busted Tees. All of their Internet meme-related t shirts are only $12 through May 31, 2011. I see 30 great shirts available at this jaw-dropping price, so celebrate the 3-Day weekend in style. Do it!

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So, the amazing thing about Family Radio and Harold Camping is that they have an audience in the first place. Secondly, how does a crackpot prediction of May 21, 2011 gain so much attention from not only religious zealots, but the mainstream media as well. In other words, how did I hear about this nutter’s false prophecy?

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If you have seen the funny zombie movie, Shaun of the Dead, you know that the Winchester Tavern in Crouch End London is headquarters for Shaun. I, of course, have not seen the movie, because even as a spoof, I can’t stand to see blood, guts, and gore. Makes me quesy and gives me bad dreams and cry like a four-year-old. But, that’s not to say you don’t love the movie, because you do, and you’re clamouring for this Winchester Tavern T Shirt. Right?

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Great time to feature this Get To Da Choppa T Shirt, what with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s dirty laundry being aired recently. A love child with a mistress. And, Maria Shriver, she of the inhuman cheek bones, filing for divorce. Dude’s gotta re-invent himself. But, I have to say, I kind of believe he’s going to be able to do it.

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The Hangover 2, released May 26, 2011, had to follow the original, which was a massive hit, and terrifically funny. No easy task, but director Todd Phillips, coaxes a pretty great attempt from Zach Galifianakis (as Alan Garner), Bradley Cooper (Phil Wenneck), Ed Helms (Stu Price), Ken Jeong (Mr. Chow), and company.

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