The lispy little toad got the drop on the handsome blonde masked man, but he gave up his position of power when he let his hubris get the better of him. Yes, his intellect may make the great philosophers look like Morons, but if you have a dagger at the neck of the woman that your antagonist loves, there’s no better position. Though, I guess Westley did make a good point that they were at an impasse. If he doesn’t leave what can Vizzini do. I guess he can say if you don’t leave I’ll jab her in the throat but what good would that do for him. Really a tough position all around, but it gets worked out in the end.
Read more on The Princess Bride Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons T Shirt…
It seems that the grammatically proper way to say that would be Blued myself, since it was the act of turning yourself blue, but I guess in the interest of making jokes to appeal to the baser interests, rather than the higher, evolved synergies, you have to say it like David Cross playing Tobias Funke, sucked his own dick. If you’re into dudes sucking their own dicks or if you’re into the color blue on the naked skin of men, then you probably need to purchase the I’m Afraid I Just Blue Myself T Shirt and be done with it already.
Read more on Arrested Development I’m Afraid I Just Blue Myself T Shirt…
Hey, you media freaks. You love the TV. You love the movies. You love the video games. Thus, you certainly will love what I have to say about TV Store Online. I just posted the review of this crew that has licensing agreements with the hottest movies and TV shows past and present and future. Oh wait, they probably don’t have licensing agreements with shows and films that haven’t happened yet, but maybe they do. Maybe they are that good…that on top of their game. Whatever, go check out what I have to say, because they’re a pretty good shirt retailer.
Read more on TV Store Online Review is Live…
Nothing like a Winnebago in the middle of the desert in the middle of summer. It’s hot and sweaty and you can’t just run the AC all day because you’ll run out of gas, so you have to be judicious and that’s hard, because the reason you’re in this predicament is because you’re cooking up meth for all the little tweakers within a 60 mile radius, and there are more than you think.
Read more on Breaking Bad Meth Winnebago in the Desert Now We’re Cookin’ T Shirt…
Banksy is a street artist. A graffiti man. A keep it real vandal on the streets of Bristol, and he’s illusive. I guess when breaking the law is your God-given talent and calling and passion, you want to keep a pretty low profile. He does stencils that have captured the collective minds of at least 100s of people, and now you can wear the I Am Banksy T Shirt and nobody would be the wiser. Of course, you might get extradited back to good old England and tried for painting shit that doesn’t want painting.
Read more on I Am Banksy T Shirt…
Slurm is the energy drink in the animated series Futurama. Now you can have a Slurm T Shirt complete with the drink’s splat logo. Basically, you were this shirt and you’re telling the world that you’re a cartoon watching geek, but that’s what you have to do in 2011. You have to put a stake in the ground and say this is the type of entertainment I align myself with. Love me or leave me, because my media consumption pretty much defines me. Then, you will have people that won’t know what Slurm is and they’ll walk on by without a second glance. Then, there will be those in your tribe, and that makes owning a shirt like this one from Busted Tees completely worth it.
Read more on Futurama Slurm T Shirt…
Cute little word/image play going on here. But, the trouble I see is this: the only reason anybody wears any of these kooky shirts is as an ice breaker in social situations. It’s something to talk about. And, if you bust out with the Olive You T Shirt, which is a wordplay on I Love You in case you hadn’t figured that out, then you’re going to scare people off or attract a bunch of relationship hungry freaks. You may argue…no, no, no, I’m actually going to give this shirt from Snorg Tees to my significant other. And, again, I’m going to have to challenge your methodology. Yeah, when she opens the box and it’s these cute olives with the snuggly message you may get laid a couple of times or at least a firm spooning, but after that she’s wearing that shirt to class, to the bar on girl’s night out, to work out…and she’s sending this message to all the dudes within a 25 foot radius.
Read more on Olive You T Shirt…
Everything this shirt is saying is true, but the thing is…the person spelling on this shirt does the right thing. If they’re not sure about a word, if it doesn’t look right, then you have to start over, and that’s what they did. They want to word “hard” that was more in their wheelhouse, and honestly, it doesn’t take away from the power of the language. It gets the message across just fine. Celebrate easy spelling words with the Spelling is Difficoult, Chalanging Hard T Shirt.
Read more on Spelling is Difficoult, Chalanging Hard T Shirt…
This shirt brings up a really good point. Where are all the women we need to emulate. You have your WWJD…that stands for Jesus. And you have WWNPHD and that stands for Neil Patrick Harris. You have WWTWD…that stands for Tom Waits. So finally you have this What Would Sue Do T Shirt, which helps you remember before all of your actions throughout the day to remember that there’s a higher standard in human evolution…and that is Sue.
Read more on WWSD What Would Sue Do T Shirt…
TV Store Online is more, much more than just TV memorabilia. But, we’re most concerned with here at Tshirt Groove is what do the have in the line of funny t shirts. Lo and behold the bring it hard with that product line. It seems that they specialize in five main types of shirts: funny movie, tv, music, comics and gamer t shirts. And, if you’re into entertainment and pop culture that’s more than enough material to keep you busy.
Read more on Shop Review: TV Store Online Satiates Your Pop Culture Jones…
