February 2011

Just like fishing is sitting for, um, my analogy is breaking down, hungry people…sportsman like people…fish killers, is this Knitting It’s Sitting for Creative People T Shirt. Sitting is such a damn waste of time. Add in TV brain rot, and you have a net negative experience. But, if you’re good with your hands, then you have something to make all that ass time worthwhile. Plus, your friends and family can never have enough scarves or socks that are so thick they would never fit in any type of shoe.

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Have I mentioned how much I enjoy Exploding Dog’s work. That low design is on par with lo fi and I’m all over that. Distills it down to the essentials to the point where the design is so focused that the message lasers straight to your heart. And, this Escape T shirt is no different. Look how happy our protagonist is. He strapped this rocket to his back, which is, by no means, a sure thing. Many things can go wrong when you strap a rocket to your back and light the fuse. You could singe the hairs in your ass crack. Blow your legs off. But, this guy did it, because things were that bad, and it seems to be working out. He’s enjoying the view. The stars. Good for him. His ballsy move and adventuresome spirit has literally taken him far. It paid off.

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What’s Hot Page Updated

by on February 25, 2011

Hey, I just updated the What’s Hot page, and it totally burnt my fingertips as I was typing. There are just some scorching shirts right now, and you can find them all on the page I use to document this type of phenomenon. You really should check it out if you want to be hot. Really, the only way you can take it to the perfect 10 in the hotness scale, otherwise known scovilles. These shirts have major scovilles and their led by a perfectly amazing looking Star Wars shirt.

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Get yourself a couple of classic St. Patty’s Day Shirts at Busted Tees for only $14. But, don’t dilly dally, there’s only a couple hours of this sale left. It’s on through February 25, 2011, 11:59 p.m. midnight Eastern Time. Act fast and get the Fight Me I’m Irish and the Irish I Were Drunk T Shirts. Once the clock hits midnight these shirts go back to their regular price of $237, so as you can see it’s quite a sale. Okay, maybe they aren’t that much regularly, but I’m trying to drum up some fervency. Get people movin’.

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Hey, Busted Tees has a clearance sale going on that you should probably check out before it’s too late. $10 tees, and they just added about 10 more to the list. You’re bound to find something you or someone you know wants. This is something you want to take advantage of, especially if you’re a cheap bastard like me. I just made a quick count and it looks like there are 62 shirts available.

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This is pure goofiness. Skater piece of pizza with cool shades catching air while eating more pizza. Isn’t that like cannabalism and isn’t that bad. I guess that’s where the extreme comes in and maybe it’s a harbinger of things to come. Maybe the X games keep escalating until the ultimate goal is kill or die or stay alive against all odds and then eat your opponents that didn’t fair quite as well. I can just imagine all of that beautiful red blood staining the glassy ice and white snow. God that was creepy morbid, but that’s what pops into mind when looking at this Radically Extreme Pizza T Shirt. It’s over the top. Takes it too the next level. It has been to more there’s and done more that’s than green, sugary, caffeine-packed soda.

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Here you have a beautiful blue devil from MSP Adventures. Very simple design. Very simple concept of a devil beast. If you’re a fan of MSP Adventures you pretty much have to purchase the Devil Beast T Shirt from Topatoco. Not sure what else to say here. Imagine yourself wearing this shirt. It’s very mysterious. It gives you an air of deviousness. But, it gives you a little nerdy culture cache. I think if you wear this shirt, you really will get some questions from the people around you, cause a little stir. And, if they’re MSP Adventures fans, then you now have a best friend for life.

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What you have here is the Mistress star of Olgaf’s on-going pornographic comic. Hey, trivia question. After looking at that site do you think the author is a man or woman? Ah, hell, what am I going to do, answer in a subsequent post. I’m going to tell you now. It’s a woman from Australia, Trudy Cooper. I was under the assumption it was a dude, but I was wrong. Interesting. Anyway, back to the Falcon Mistress T Shirt. It is certainly an interesting looking shirt with a beautiful woman in a skimpy outfit, and a falcon and skulls, but it’s probably more for all of the Oglaf fans out there.

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Tip of the hat Oglaf for designing this hilarious shirt. Such an in-your-face name for an establishment is funny in and of itself. Add the fact that the chick is stunning in her sexy cowgirl outfit, and she’s riding a t bone steak. Then you  have the combination of eatery, bordello and registered charity, which is also a totally spectacular combination, and feels like it could really happen if you had the right lawyer or connections on the Hill.

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I guess fighting the dragon is better than riding the dragon. No? I really like this primative design offering from Topatoco created by Exploding Dog. It’s a perfect fit to the archetypal war that humans have been fighting everyday since forever. The struggle to survive, to live, to love in a little burst of time that is so short and guaranteed to end. Mortality is the dragon. And you know it. And that’s why you need to buy the Fight the Dragon T Shirt right now. Before you die in a horrible frying pan accident.

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I’m going to have to call this a misdirection shirt designed by Exploding Dog. You have missiles or bombs coming falling in the blue sky. Yes, the cute little squiggle contrails are kind of cute, and the bombs are tidy packages of red adorableness, and we have the blue sky and fluffy clouds, so there’s a whole lot of wonderful in the scene. But, let’s think ahead 60 seconds. This scene is straight out of Saving Private Ryan or some other horrible war film that I can’t think of right now.

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That robot sort of looks like the dude from Iron Giant, so I’m not sure if that girl is 90 feet tall or this is a miniature version of the Iron Giant. Rather the Iron Average Size. Anyways, I’m not sure what I think about robots getting the girl. Maybe they’re just friends or whatever, but if starts happening that robots keep taking our jobs and then start taking our women, what the hell are we going to do. How are we going to compete. It’s well known that girls prefer “massagers” to most sexual activity with men anyway. Now, you have a skilled robot applying the “massage” and that’s the ballgame. It’s over. Not sure I can agree with this scary Embrace the Future T Shirt, because it looks nice on the surface but has a darkness looming.

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