January 2011

What’s with Back to the Future being the most popular movie to shout out to on a t shirt? Seriously. How do the youth of today even know about that old ass movie and its terrible sequels. I guess there are just those pieces of pop culture that catch the zeitgeist and then have the staying power to remain. And, that is was the Flux Capacitor Plus Delorean Plus 88 MPH Equals The Future T Shirt is telling you. That and that you should purchase it and wear it and make weird remarks to every bus driver on the east side of your town. Will you be one of the chosen ones?

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You know the skit on Saturday Night Live, where Sean Connery tells Alex Trebek to Suck it because he’s such a smug asshole with all the answers. This Suck It Trebek T Shirt celebrates that very fine television moment and is something you should wear on your body, because Snorg Tees put their hearts and minds into it.
This is truly one of the classic recurring skits starring Will Ferrell as Trebek and some other dude as Sean Connery. Connery is a wily dirty old man and just destroys Trebek. Who the hell is that? He’s funny. Comment if you know.

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Ted Williams, not the old Red Sox player with his head frozen in a cryogenic crypt, but the homeless dude with the golden, cheesy radio voice, has turned into a viral sensation. Obviously. I mean he now has a shirt on Donkey Tees, which is pretty much the sign that you have hit red on the buzz meter.

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You have the epic meme and the fail meme, and the epic fail meme, and this captures all of them mixed up together, which is pretty neat. It’s a self affirmation that you don’t suck. That you’re not an epic fail. I think positive affirmations and NLP and all that crazy psychological, self help shit, talks about actually using the positive language rather saying what you are not, so this I’m Too Epic To Fail T Shirt may fall a bit short on taking you to the next level of your personal evolution, but it’s a pretty good shirt, which may be enough to convince you to pull out your wallet, grab that credit card, and purchase this little number.

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You remember the scene where Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn get owned by Bradley Cooper and that other dude in football. On one Cooper TD, the other guy says crab cakes and football that’s what Maryland does. Vince Vaughn looks at him like he has seagull shit on the top of his ear.

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Hey you can go to different decades or even centuries and still be able to say Be Right Back, if you time machine is a Delorean and you’re awesome like Michael J. Fox. Of course, maybe you can’t be that confident if you’re going back into earlier times in your life, and there’s the possibility that you change things. Hell, the person you’re telling that you’ll be right back may not even live in the same town because of the shenanigans you pull in the past. That type of shit has massive ramifications. So, maybe this BRB T Shirt is totally inaccurate. And, maybe that’s why you want to buy it. It’s like if you’re a coin collector and you run into the wheat penny that actually has an image of a dude making the rock on sign with his right hand. They call that a defect and if there are only a few in the run then it is worth quite a bit more.

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There’s a spectacular deleted scene from Step Brothers. Rob Riggle as Randy drops a masterful performance telling Will Ferrell as Brennan that he has to make the Catalina Wine Mixer go off without a hitch. That he needs big veiny, hairy balls to make it happen, and that he’s going to be in his jock strap making sure he’s making it happen, and if he doesn’t make it happen he’s gone. Of course, he’s having a heart attack as he’s telling him this.

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This wolf shirt thing is definitely an Internet meme propelled by the one man wolfpack scene in The Hangover. It’s very ironic, because no one really likes wolf shirts and turquoise jewelry, and dream catchers. Right?

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I’m bringing up these old school designs, because I’m just now digging through the Deez Teez catalog and they do a good job with some of the classics. Take, for instance, the One Man Wolfpack T Shirt. Obviously, this references the wicked funny scene where Zach Galifianakis, as Alan Garner, gives a little speech on top of a Vegas hotel about being a team and having a night to remember. This is where he spikes the drinks, and cuts his hand in a blood-brother ritual which doesn’t really get any buy in. It’s good stuff.

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Party Crashers T Shirts sits on both sides of the fence and in the middle and off to the side and everywhere in between. I’m going to guess they have a multiple of four employees. And, that there’s a Conservative, a liberal, a Libertarian, and political dropout.They each take turns at the conference table offering up their favorite design concepts that espouse their particular political philosophy. Wait, first, the go to the Census or some polling data and figure how many people are estimated to be in each camp. Then, the do so sophisticated arithmetic that figures out total spending power for each group. Then, they assign a certain amount of shirt designs per X dollars of spending power. This, then, is how the decide what shirts get top billing and how many shirts they do for each affiliation. Obviously, Republicans and Tea Party folks are who they are targeting the most.

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Ouch that’s a rough thing to walk in on, especially when you have actually taken the time out of your busy schedule to buy flowers for your lover. Boom, you walk in on her in bed with a red M&M. Horrible. And, Ms. Pacman’s bra is thrown on the bed and there’s a banana and cherries, which are very suggestive of a cock and balls. And, the whole scene is just awful for Pacman.

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This is a lovely little variation on the I’m on a boat shirt theme. Of course, this was the Saturday Night Live Lonely Island send up about being on a boat and it’s spectacular. More Autotune courtesy of T Pain. And, the quote of the song has to be “I got my swim trunks and my flippie-floppies” which just so happens to be printed on the shirt as well. Basically, you get everything you need to have the best I’m On a Boat T Shirt experience, right here from this offering from Deez Teez. Can you dig?

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