January 2011

Car Ramrod T Shirt

by on January 20, 2011

You love Super Troopers. And, I love the concept of Broken Lizard’s Super Troopers. I actually haven’t seen Super Troopers, but the notion of a rogue police crew pulling all kinds of shenanigans just warms my heart in a way that Karate Kid III could not.

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You know that fake band on the fake show Full House? Me neither, but that’s what this shirt references, and if you know what’s good for you, you will purchase the Jesse and the Rippers T shirt, because it’s kind of obscure in a pop culture kind of way. Is that possible? Is it desirable? Like you feel a bit smug if people don’t know what it is and they ask you and then you tell them with an air of superiority and then there’s a bit of a bond because they enjoyed the show but forgot about that band. Now, you’re friends, except that you’ve established yourself as the alpha dog of the relationship. Nice.

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Annamarie Tendler Dossier

After careful consideration,  I have determined that Busted Tees model Annamarie Tendler is my favorite t-shirt model. And that’s huge. Do you hear that? She’s the best and there is none better. I can’t quite put my finger on exactly why. She looks sweet and edgy all at the same time.

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Such a cute sentiment…give this shirt to your girl. Give the tee to your boy. Or, go ahead and cruise the bars, clubs, and bowling alleys of the seedier part of your city and bump into someone you might want to get with a little later on and just point to the shirt. They’re going to be some hard ass, but this cute little train and your little move is going to soften their hearts so you can get them in bed after a particularly hard night of drinking.

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Of course The Big Lebowski is one of the greatest movies of all time and space. And you should watch it at least twice a year. And, you should celebrate its brilliance by owning schwag that references the film. This would include fake beards, The Dude rugs, wax statue of Julianne Moore, and, of course, this Little Lebowski Urban Achievers T Shirt. And you know why: “and proud we are of all of them.”

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The classic drinking song. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on wall. Of course, this probably needs to be amended to something like 99 bottles of beer on my t shirt, 99 bottles of beer. Cut one out and leave no doubt. 98 bottles of beer on my t shirt. Trouble is even you only make it through half of the song or even a quarter of the song you have a pretty mangled 99 Bottles of Beer T Shirt.

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This is what you call a clever little shirt, using a Venn Diagram to explain that aloha means both hello and goodbye in Hawaiian. Don’t you think that’s clever? Then Busted Tees takes it to the next level by making the circles that you normally see in a Venn Diagram and switching those out with speech bubbles. That is awesome, because these are words that are generally spoken to one another.

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Down For Whatever T Shirt

by on January 18, 2011

Sometimes people just aren’t that opinionated. They just kind of go with the flow. Generally, funny t shirts are opinionated, so most of them are not for the least opinionated of our brethren…until now.

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Vince Vaughn plays the dude that made with his ownership of a audio components chain called Speaker City in the movie Old School. He wants to help out his bro, Luke Wilson, that’s fallen on hard times by throwing him a big old party. That’s sweet and sweetness and compassion is why Old School, directed by Todd “The Hangover” Phillips, was beloved by all. Oh, and Will Ferrell goes streaking by himself, because no one else will join him. Those two things put this movie in the running for highest grossing film of all time, and you can be certain I am not lying when I say that.

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It’s like the Freemasons except totally funny. I mean, I’m sure if you snuck in on a top secret meeting of a secret society that would be pretty hilarious also with all the cloak and dagger shit, dipshit ritual, and old people smell…acting like they rule the world but they actually only keep the neighborhood polyester cloak fabric shop in business.

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Why are they gone? Keep taking them. I mean there are a lot of very productive, successful adults that took naps. Hell, the Japanese are known to drink black tea right before a nap, sleep for 15-20 minutes and wake up with the refreshment of the sleep, and the buzz of the caffeine kicking in. That’s pretty sweet. But, I guess this Naptime You Don’t Know What You’ve Got ‘Til It’s Gone T Shirt is more of a cute…remember when we were in preschool and had to lie down on those nasty mats, smelling nasty kid farts for 30 minutes every day after lunch. It seemed like it sucked then, but now it seems quaint and like I’d like to lay down every afternoon for a sweet little siesta.

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Sad Cactus Hugz T Shirt

by on January 17, 2011

Hey…I don’t appreciate making light of the unfortunate tragedy that took place in Tucson last month. Yeah, there were no hugz in the desert on January 8. Or I guess there were but they were prickly because of the pain and suffering brought on by the massacre at the hands of the nut job Jared Lee Loughner. Shouldn’t that guy be in the ground already. Anyways…

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