December 2010

Baboons Typing T Shirt

by on December 10, 2010

This is the OB (Original Baboon) when it comes to Headline Shirts. This is like the start of it all, and I know that because this is the logo of the lovely little shirt retailer from San Francisco. It’s a great logo, because when pigs fly and baboons type Shakespearean sonnets, I’ll be out here by morning. Know what I’m saying? Do you smell the literary baboon steak I’m cookin’ over here. I thought you did and if you didn’t you wouldn’t be here. That’s how it works in this big crazy world. Everything comes down to you reading this and making that one decision:

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Seven Deadly Sins T Shirt

by on December 10, 2010

Okay, I guess you can’t really analyze this shirt without pulling out the seven deadly sins and going over them one at a time. But first, according to www.deadlysins.com:

“The Seven Deadly Sins are those transgressions which are fatal to spiritual progress. You probably commit some of them every day without thinking about the rich tradition of eternal damnation in which you’re participating.”

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Busted Tees is here for your this holiday season. Having trouble what to get for some of the harder to buy for people on your list? Never fear. Busted Tees’ Holiday Gift guide is here and it will help you immensely.

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I think this is how they describe the hipsters cruising around the Mission District with a smart phone in one hand and a coffee in the other. Bonus points if you’re riding a bike hands free while holding the coffee and engaging deeply in a conversation. Three bonus points if you are texting. And even more points and adulation if you’re wearing sunglasses, Vans, and a scarf. Cool?

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Top Gun Goose T Shirt

by on December 9, 2010

It’s sad as shit when Goose dies in Top Gun, and Tom Cruise, as Maverick, emotes the hell out of the scene when he’s mourning the passing of his wing buddy. In fact, it’s getting a little dusty in here as I type this.

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Check out the Nerdy Shirts 40% off holiday clearance sale. I count about 25 tees that are priced to move over there, and I like a lot of them. Got a lot of TV and movies with Bruce Campbell for President, MacGyver, MacGruber, Jack Bauer, McLovin, Heath Ledger’s the Joker, Jersey Shore, Harry Potter, video games, etc., etc., etc.

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Police Line T Shirt

by on December 8, 2010

When the shit goes down, and you’re protesting the increasing fascist state what would ease your anger and alleviate your fear that the great democracy of the United States is going down the toilet, than yellow tape around the riot squad that offers multiple positive messages. Talk about fuckin’ with your mind. You’re protesting TSA anal rape, and the troops come in but they are surrounded by kind yellow tape messages. You might have cognitive dissonance. At least enough for you to be less on your game and give them a chance to take you down…kindly.

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…Nah Just Kidding, I’ve Never Seen Star Wars T Shirt. So, I’m trying to get the logic or purpose of this shirt. Most hilarious shirts are purchased to impress your friends or like-minded people you hang out with in bars or rodeo after parties. I suppose you know if you’re a nerd or geek or perhaps in the case of this shirt if you’re not really one of those, but you hang with those that are, then you can do a kind of gotcha on them. They’re Star Wars freaks. They have Boba Fett posters on the inside roof of their cars…Gremlins and Toyota Matrix’s for those that were able to make it through the Network Administrator interview process. Anyway, they have an immediate attraction to anything that has that scrolling movie font on it, so they move close read the “A long time ago” bit, get excited then you stomach punch them with that off-handed just kidding, I’ve never even seen Star Wars.

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Joe and Chris Radella have a little family business going over in the Atlanta area called Meanie Wear. I have to admit I kind of like the Meanie dude they’re building their business around. Blood shot eyes, scraggily clump of hair, and a bunch of yogurt covered almonds for teeth.

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Busted Tees just keeps coming out with great deals over the holidays and today is no exception. Now, through Thursday, December 9 at 11:59 Eastern Time you can buy two tshirts or hoodies or one of each, and get one free. Throw another shirt in your order and you get free shipping. The goodies just keep coming. You just have act fast to take advantage. Make sure to use the coupon code “GIMMETHREE.”

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Boom Box Hoodie

by on December 7, 2010

Ah…nostalgia. Who remembers the boombox? Who remembers sticking in the tape, fast forwarding for three minutes to find your favorite song, hitting play, messing with the three band equalizer pushing the bass to the limits, and absolutely shredding those tiny little speakers with Vivaldi…I mean Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five. I do. It was awesome. And, then there was boom box envy. You got the small box, while your rich neighbor got the bigger box with turbo bass and massive woofers, and crystal clear tweeters. Then, there was the dudes down at the basketball court, which had like a cartoon sized ghetto blaster, that pumped Public Enemy straight into the ear hole of everybody within a seven mile radius.

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Dirty Harry was a pretty bitchin’ dude,  carryin’ that monster weapon, the .44 magnum. Now, what you have here is what Headline Shirts is trying to pass off as a Cro Magnon man, but it really looks like a chimpanzee, but I suppose the Cro Magnon man was a lot closer to looking like a monkey than current day man. So, it works. Plus, just the look of that monkey in a coat and tie with that big ass weapon, just looks cool.

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