December 2010

You sort of love Yosemite Mountain Bear for his enthusiasm and his passion, and the release he experienced seeing a wonderful site in nature. He gives us humor with sincerity, which is a very rare thing and worth all the attention and adulation. His video has 21.7 million views. Jimmy Kimmel has interviewed him. And, of course, there are funny t shirts dedicated to the YouTube moment.

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Helvetica T Shirt

by on December 20, 2010

It’s a font. Holy shit get the t shirt. You love it so much. It’s so awesome. It’s your preferred font. Get it. Get it now. Helvetica T Shirt. Oh my god. This changes everything. Wow. Ho boy. Helvetica. A font. Get the tshirt. Use the font in your emails. In your documents. On your webpages. And on your t shirts. Yeehaw.

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Camp Anawanna T Shirt

by on December 19, 2010

This shirt is on sale for $11 today only. Get it now.

According to the Wikipedia:

“Camp Anawanna, fictional camp featured in the early-1990s children’s television series Salute Your Shorts.”

Do you need to know any more? Apparently, there’s also a couple of real camps by the same name, including on in Monticello, NY and a  Boy Scout camp in Western Pennsylvania. What more do you want from me. I have given you everything. Now it is that time. The most important time in your life when you need to decide what you are going to do!

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Here’s what All About Philosophy has to say about communism:

“According to The Communist Manifesto, Communism has ten essential planks:

~ Abolition of Private Property.
~ Heavy Progressive Income Tax.
~ Abolition of Rights of Inheritance.
~ Confiscation of Property Rights.
~ Central Bank.
~ Government Ownership of Communication and Transportation.
~ Government Ownership of Factories and Agriculture.
~ Government Control of Labor.
~ Corporate Farms and Regional Planning.
~Government Control of Education.

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This hear is a little wordplay accompanied by a nice visual of Mt. Rushmore slightly altered. George Washington says “we will.” Thomas Jefferson says “we will.” Theodore Roosevelt says “rock.” Abraham Lincoln says “you.” And, you see, they’re all carved in “rock.” Rock…rock you…get it.

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Better get on over to Busted Tees and check out the buy 2 get 1 free sale they have rockin’ right now. This offer is good through December 22, so get on over there ASAP and pick out your three favorite shirts. Use coupon code NIPT4RD1.

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RIP Captain Beefheart

by on December 18, 2010

Nothing real funny about this. Don Van Vliet died after struggling with Multiple Sclerosis for years. Dude’s music was fucking incredible. Actually, did the first music video, which now sits in the Museum of Modern Art. He was a sculptor from age 5. Dude did it on his own terms. Put out amazing amount of material. Took blues to another psycho-beat, babble level. Really did the thing. Blazed the trail.

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Brick Tamland, played by Steve Carell, trying to join in discussing what he loves, but Ron Burgundy detects that he’s just saying stuff he sees in the office…carpet, desk and lamp. Ron calls him on it, so Brick does what any retard would do and just tries to sell it. He goes 100% with loving the lamp. And, after this synopsis, you know why you should love this I Love Lamp T Shirt featuring a lovely little quote from the spunky little comedy Anchorman.

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Dwight K. Schrute is the Butch Cassidy to Michael’s Mozart, so that’s why we all appreciate him, especially the way he hides weapons all around the office. Tell me you don’t like Dwight. You can’t!

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Just ran into this very nice looking funny t shirt shop based in El Monte, California, which is the little city brother to Del Monte, which specializes in fruit. That’s the next step up from t shirts, but you have to start  somewhere.

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PB&J BFF T Shirt

by on December 17, 2010

Yes, it’s true peanut butter and jelly are best friends forever. Why? Because they go so well together. The thing I hate about this though is that bread gets overlooked. It’s like an after thought but you don’t have a PB & J unless you have the bread to pull it all together. Maybe it should be PB & J & Bread or Bread & PB & J or perhaps PB & Bread & J. I don’t want to abbreviate Bread to B because then that would get confused with the B for butter, so that’s why I spell it all out, though it makes the whole thing slightly less elegant and less pleasing rolling off the tongue.

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Chip…I’m going to come at you like a spider monkey. Love this Lord baby Jesus scene. Chip’s leg smells, Ricky Bobby’s wife’s ass is smokin’ hot, Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt, Jesus as a ninja, Jesus as a lead singer with eagle’s wings, $21.2 million…love that money, mention Powerade at each grace, and that kids putting the smack down on bag of bones grandpa. This is the family you need to aspire to.

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