November 2010

My man crush Zach Galifianakis hits the silver screen worldwide today with the movie Due Date. He could carry a feature-length film all by himself, but they stuck some other dude that has a little momentum named Robert Downey Jr. in there too, which is cool, because he’s pretty good.

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Lacey Buchanan Dossier

Lacey Buchanan! Update: I found her last name (Thanks to reader Tom Massey). She’s Lacey Buchanan, and you can see some of her model page over at Model Mayhem. And, you can go like her Facebook page. And, if you want to see her in more of a sexy type of shoot, check out this gallery.

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I don’t mind telling you I have no idea what this means. Apparently, you need to catch these creatures and the humor comes in because you have beheaded and mounted this creature on your wall, when really it’s probably all about getting the right Pokeman cards. In essence, this shirt is funny because it takes an innocent pastime for youth and sprinkles a dusting of violence on it. Awesome. And because of the quality of this humorific maneuver, you need to get the Pokeman Caught ‘Em All T Shirt.

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Holy dog, that’s some serious comedy power in that image on this shirt. David Cross and Will Arnett. I’m on board just because of that doubled fisted power punch of humor. Roll into the mix Jason Bateman, and what we’re talking about is a show with staying power. Oh, my bad it was only on the air from 2003 to 2006. Nevermind about the staying power thing.

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Zelda Life T Shirt

by on November 4, 2010

Hey…lookie here, another Legend of Zelda shirt. This time it’s got the hearts that indicate what sort of health you’re in. According to this Zelda Life T Shirt, you are in very good health, because there are 8 full hearts on display.

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Again, many feel that the Legend of Zelda is the greatest game of all time. What are your feelings on the game. If you enjoy the game then Nerdy Shirts probably hit a home run with the Don’t Make Me Zelda On You T Shirt, because I can already feel the yearning in your soul to own it. You yearn. You crave. You covet. You need. Gimme. Gimme. Gimme.

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Apparently this Civilization V game is so addictive you can not stop playing. It will probably develop a strong anecdotal evidence of addiction around it. Tall tales like kids not being able to quit, foregoing school, eating, drinking, sleeping, and dying of dehydration, starvation and lack of learning, or turning into that Christian Bale character in The Machinist.

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Get Il T Shirt

by on November 4, 2010

This is some good wordplay slash political jokestry. Kim Jong Il was the Grand Poobah of North Korea, until he died six years ago. Of course, his estate has played this charade with look alikes and grand statements from his office, trying to make it seem like he’s still alive, so that his horrible, despotic regime can remain intact. Some day people will probably figure out that he’s dead and that they should storm the castle, maim those that have pledged allegiance to Il’s illin’ ways, and institute a free democracy that will slowly devolve into some horrible dictatorship or even worse a country where money is power, the election and legislation systems are rigged, and the top l% get obscenely wealthy, while everybody else continues to drop into the depths of financial hell. Oh wait, that’s the US. Nevermind. Anyway…

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Hey you know you love the Simpsons. You know you love baseball. You know you love Springfield. You know you love the AA baseball team from Springfield as seen on the Simpsons. With all of that love there is no way you’re going to be able to keep yourself from purchasing the Springfield Isotopes T Shirt.

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This is a nice shirt to wear to work or that church service your mom guilted you into going to. Or that 200 level poly sci class, or, hell, how about that early morning fishing trip with gramps. Turns the I’d Rather Be Fishing on its head. Awesome.

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This is funny. Not sure where they’re coming from…like what they assume the wearer of this shirt is doing, while having to assure the person in his vicinity that he is very funny thus the person in question can let down their guard. Since this is a T-Shirt Hell offering you can assume the worse, but I’m not really even going to get into that.

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The cabbage is mad and the tomato is sweating it out looking a little sad and unhappy that the cutting board is his fate. Of course, being from Milwaukee, I’m a little sensitive to the whole eating people thing because of that Jeffrey Dahmer deal about 20 years ago. Can you believe that dude had a 13-year run of killing, necrophilia and cannibalism. He got his at the correctional institute where he was beaten to death, but back to the Vegetables Have Feelings too Eat People T Shirt.

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