November 2010

This could be in reference to the mole people legend that states that there are people living in the New York underground and that they are called mole people. This shirt also may be in reference to a campy film called The Mole People. Either way it’s funny to postulate that, perhaps, they are even further underground than we thought. In fact, they are down below the Earth’s crust and even below the mantle. If you believe this or have an inkling that it might be true, then you must wear the Mole People T Shirt.

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Now, this is a political shirt that I can get behind 100%. Fuck this! I don’t really care if you take candid shots of my wrinkly, hairy balls, and 2.5 inches of manhood, but molesting me in front of my grandmother, and then molesting her in front of me just ain’t right. This airport security thing is complete bullshit. This is a national security issue. This is the CIA and FBI and other law enforcement agencies working together to suss out plots against the United States and thwart them way before the suicide bombers make their way to the International Airport.

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This is good stuff right here. I can only imagine what the clues are to help the diligent pirate crossworder find his way in this difficult puzzle. Is this from the Sunday New Pirate Times? Or is it a more simple United Pirate Today? These are the details that would make the back story to this Pirate Crossword T Shirt very fascinating.

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I was just going to say wordplay alert but there are no words on the shirt. I, officially don’t have a specific category for this shirt. Obviously, I can put it into funny gamer t shirts (just created that category) as a separate entity from geeky nerdy category, because of it’s association with Wii Mario Kart, but what’s the category for funny wang doodle image. Maybe I’ll figure it out later.

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Lost Found T Shirt

by on November 24, 2010

This may have some implication to details in the show that I don’t know about because I never watched it. Like maybe at the end there, they figured out the entire mystery. Something about grizzly bear fart mist seeping out of a cave, knocked people out of their personal time-space continuum, and allowed them to vividly experience life on multiple dimensions. They found the cave, and gaseous animal, and everybody has found their way. They are no longer Lost, they are Found, which this is a Found T Shirt.

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Wordplay alert right here. I love this one. Camping is totally in tents. Well, I guess, literally, you could camp in a sort of lean to, or in any number of contraptions Bear Grylls could cook up, or maybe in an Airstream Trailer, but, in general, when you think of camping, you think of a tent for better or worse. And, of course, if you’re conditioned to appreciate, nay, require the little luxuries of every day modern living, then you quite possibly might think roughing it out in the woods without a bed, shower, or personal chef cooking your meals on your Viking Range is intense, which makes this lovely shirt even finer. Do you agree?

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I’m sure all you gamer geeks out there get a total kick out of this little shirt design that references The Legend of Zelda video game series. I’m not going to try and pretend that I know anything about that game because I absolutely do not, but I’m sure 26 seconds on Google will enlighten me. Ready go…

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Here’s another variation of that completely classic That’s What She Said line from The Office. You can’t get enough. I can’t get enough. She can’t get enough (TWSS….ha ha ha ha ha ha ha). This will live on in infamy for the rest of all of our lives. Whoo hoo. Actually, seems kind of stupid on the surface but if you start doing it with a friend, it’s totally addictive and totally mind blowingly stupid hilarious. Sometimes you need this kind of a blow out in your life. Total goofy, dumb, laugh, cobweb clear out. Do you agree?

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Marissa Pierce Dossier

In this season of Thanksgiving, I give thanks for pretty models like Marissa Pierce. And cranberry sauce. Snorg Tees has been featuring their models for the last few months. The last one they focused on was the lovely Marissa Pierce, who seems to be pretty accessible…at least enough to lust after a nice variety of images…I mean enjoy her quirky personality comes shining through in every image.

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What the Frak T Shirt

by on November 22, 2010

Frak is a substitute for fuck and was first used on television in the Battlestar Galactica series. Now, fark was taken by the ubiquitous “news” website, frick is nice but they probably went back to the drawing board to see if they couldn’t find something just a little bit better, and you know what…I think they did. Frak is nice. Sounds sort of science fictioning. Has a nice strong feel off the tongue. I think they did a heckuva a job. Of course, I’m still using fuck in all for all of my “F” word needs, but maybe frak will come in handy at church or when I’m lurking around the playground.

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WWF Panda Bears T Shirt

by on November 22, 2010

This is a good one. Wordplay combining Worldwide Wrestling Federation and World Wildlife Fund, and pandas starting a little fisticuffs. The WWF fake wrestling is now WWE, so that makes the reference retro which makes it that much better. Then you have the two pandas, which is some creative license because the WWF logo is one panda. You see how that works? It’s brilliant.

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A kid can dream right? Dinosaurs in super high tech astronaut suits where they can pretty much just fly around in space untethered. That is a world we can all hope for. I love the simplicity of the suit too: just a tank and an antenna to keep in touch. Nice.

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