November 2010

Don’t mess with DNA or stem cells or whatever, because there is always unintended consequences when you play God. Hell, God probably looks at the world as it is now and scratches his head and says how the hell did that happen. He sees the neverending war in Iraq, ethnic cleansing in Darfur, Justin Bieber going platinum, and Sarah Palin selling books, and just shakes his head.

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Well, I gave you the image with the model on it, because I preferred that one because she’s cute and I can always let you know what the shirt says, in fact, that’s just what I’ll do:

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You know what’s going on here. Homer’s Barbershop Quartet that actually sounds pretty good had a hit in 1985, then got back together to perform on the roof of Moe’s Tavern. The Quartet includes Principal Skinner, Barney Gumble, and Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

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Who gives a shit? Am I right? Anybody should be allowed to marry anybody. Who cares? Let gays be as miserable as the rest of the heterosexual population. It degrades the institution of marriage. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bullshit. Let’s see where are we at with that sacred institution? Anybody see The Hangover, where the dentist dude married a hooker at a 24/7 marriage chapel. Yeah. Sacred. Anybody see Carmen Electra’s marriage record. Dennis Rodman for like 15 minutes. Godly. You have a better chance of divorce than staying together when you get married. Soon, it will be like newsworthy remarkable when anyone gets to a full decade of marriage. Sacred institute. People marrying for green cards. Hotties marrying guys with one foot in the grave for that sweet inheritance. Sacred.

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From that highly acclaimed TV show, The Wire. Thomas Carcetti first showed up in Season 3, was very ambitious, had some serious connections, and by the time it was all said and done, he was Governor of Maryland. The deal is that it was totally interesting to see how the politics work and how someone can rise in the ranks.

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Wordplay with math. It’s a super double bonus just for you, because you know that if you’re a math nerd, specializing in the geometry that this Without Geometry Life is Pointless T Shirt makes you swoon.

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Not sure if this shirt is related to any sort of pop culture phenomenon or if it came straight out of the beautiful minds working at Snorg Tees. Do you know? Yeah, you, the person reading this. You are reading this aren’t you?

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Nice little twist on the an apple a day will keep the doctor away. It’s going to go in the wordplay category, though really it’s more twisting a trite old saying around. I don’t have a category for that, so we’ll stick with the wordplay category.

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Burrnd T Shirt

by on November 2, 2010

Happy Election Day. Get out and rock the MF’in vote. Am I right? Here’s a little political themed shirt for your getting hyped to vote pleasure.

This goes way back in history to the days of Aaron Burr and Alexander Hamilton and Thomas Jefferson and dude’s like that. Burr made a name for himself as the third Vice President of the United States, serving the office during Jefferson’s presidency. The reason he’s associated with being burned is that people were talking shit about him as he was running for governor of New York. What happened after that is pretty crazy. Here’s the Wikipedia entry about it:

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Beyonce singing for all the single ladies, telling the men that if they like those single ladies they should put a ring on the finger of the single ladies. Then, comes this All the Single Ladies Nuns T Shirt. This is what happens when you don’t put the ring on and the lady gets fed up with the male bullshit. They commit their lives to Christ, live in a convent, and sneak in a little scissoring, when the urge becomes too great.

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I’m a little late on this post, but it sure was good to have the highest payroll in baseball bounced by the Rangers. You realize that the Yankees-Rangers payroll disparity, $207 million vs. $55 million, was the largest in playoff history. That’s no joke. That’s a huge difference and a wonderful reason to root for the underdog versus the overpaid, arrogant evil empire. Of course, I’m all for the San Francisco Giants winning the World Series, so good job Rangers on knocking out the Yanks, now it’s time to lose.

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Wordplay in the house. I like this one. Gotta have faith in yourself and self-respect. Gotta believe that you bring a lot to the table and that you’re an invaluable addition to any family, social group, workplace, and Tupperware party.

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