October 2010

Well there are a few things going for this shirt. It is empowering those among us suffering from small mammary syndrome (if they have an incredible buttocks). And, if the proper body type is wearing this Who Needs Big Tits When You Have an Ass Like This T Shirt, then that brings laughter to any engagement, and a lot of closer inspection of the back side.

Read more on Who Needs Big Tits When You Have an Ass Like This? T Shirt…


This is stone cold. Girl comes up sees you’re offering free hugs on the front of your shirt. She’s friendly and sweet, so she goes ahead and takes you up on this. Meanwhile, the 30,000 people standing behind you (somehow you got on stage at a Slayer concert and got one of their backup singers to hug you…yes, they have backup singers now…they’re old and can’t hit the high notes…thought they’d sexy up the show too), enjoy the inference that this chick is a slut, which in reality she probably is since she’s a backup singer to Slayer.

Read more on Free Hugs – World Champion Slut Hugger T shirt…


We have actors and professional wrestlers as governors. We’ve had an actor as President. France and Italy elect porn stars. Al Franken is now a Senator after a nice career as a comedian. And, of course, George W. was a landscaper before taking his seat in the oval office, so there’s nothing wrong with campaigning for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, who both host snarky faux news shows that tend to be funny. They seem to be clear thinking, bold, and brilliant dudes, so why not put them on the Democratic ticket, and take the conch in 2012.

Read more on Stewart Colbert 2012 T Shirt…

{ 1 comment }

Unathletic T Shirt

by on October 9, 2010

Styled like the Oakland Athletics logo, this is a fine example of flipping a commonly seen image on its head, and making it humorous, so that you chuckle to yourself, while you sit in your miserable cube and the other cube prisoners wondering what sort of fucking off your doing rather than getting your work done. Little do they know you’re enjoying some of the finest t shirt humor going from our friends at Busted Tees.

Read more on Unathletic T Shirt…


In the one and a half minutes I spent researching what the hell this shirt means, I didn’t come up with a very definitive answer, but I’m pretty sure it’s some Twilight (they have sparkly men?) vs. Harry Potter spoiler alert (defeats Voldemort). So, in this intense debate, if you agree wit hthe Real Men Don’t Sparkle Real Men Defeat Dark Wizards T Shirt, then you dig Harry Potter more than Edward Cullen, or some such thing.

Read more on Real Men Don’t Sparkle Real Men Defeat Dark Wizards T Shirt…


This sort of balances out all the hate math gets in general. I know I hate math. Actually, I like to do simple math in my head…a lot. But, anything where you have to write stuff down and use formulas and remember equations, and how to divide fractions, and I’m out of my element and I hate it. So, it makes me feel like the world is a more balanced place when a shirt like this Dear Math I Love You Infinity T Shirt comes out.

Read more on Dear Math I Love You Infinity T Shirt…

{ 1 comment }

I haven’t seen the movie It’s Kind of a Funny Story starring my man crush Zach Galifianakis, and some scrubs, but the trailer looks like vintage ZG and some other interesting story lines to boot. So, I’m watching this movie when it hits the Midwest theaters. Who am I kidding? I’m not going to see this movie ’til it hits Netflix because I never leave the house. I’m almost forgot that for a second, but then I came back to my right mind.

Read more on It’s Kind of a Funny Story Craig’s Drawing T Shirt…


Headline Shirts kind of stepping out of its comfort zone with this religious and football themed shirt. I applaud them. It takes guts to try new things, especially when you’re comfortably kicking butt with your regular funny, political, irreverent stuff. Well, I guess this is still pretty irreverent, and maybe even sacrilegious in certain circles. Mess with God in any way and you’re asking for trouble, and this particular Zeus-like depiction, participating in a game of man, could really rankle the fundamentalist Christians snooping around the Internet.

Read more on Sunday is God’s Day T Shirt…


We have a little wordplay mixed with a little cute animal business going on here. This must be Thursday night party time at the pasture, and the boy sheep is trying to pick up on that girl sheep with a pretty stale line, except that it’s a play on words and if she gets it, he’s in like Flynn. If not, no biggie, he’ll try the line with the 6 or up that he sees. He’s not totally picky you or should I say ewe see.

Read more on Don’t I Know Ewe T Shirt…


Cigar Guy T Shirt

by on October 6, 2010

Second Update: Now, we’re getting somewhere, actually capturing some of the magic. This Cigar Guy headshot features some of the best details.

Update: Here’s a t shirt featuring a cartoonishly buff Cigar Guy. Not sure I agree with the approach, since the outfit he had on and the particular way his hip juts out, and the hands in the pocket are much of what makes cigar guy, the cigar guy.

Read more on Cigar Guy T Shirt…


Another TV shirt that we’ve seen before. Of course, if you don’t make the rounds in the tshirt world like I do, maybe you don’t know that everybody and their sickly nephew sells this particular tee referencing the American version of The Office staring Steve Carell. In that case, you’re probably ecstatic that you’ve uncovered a gem, and for this I applaud you, and I don’t want to harsh your buzz.

Read more on The Office Dunder Mifflin T Shirt…


Very wise advice from a man that knows, Joseph Ducreux. Actually, the story behind this dude is kind of interesting. He explored different types of portait painting, and, in fact, did paint his self-portrait with him pointing.

Read more on Disregard Females Acquire Currency T Shirt…