October 2010

This is an often overlooked truism. Actually, it’s sad really, how this information is buried in unread scientific and medical journals. This could really help a lot of young people, who are considering growing a mustache, or even those that are considering hanging out, befriending, dating, or even fornicating with those that have moustaches. They are not to be trifled with. That are indeed the most important bodily hair.

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Hey all you Star Wars nerds out there. This one is for you. What Darth Vader learned early on was when one door closes another opens, and you have to keep your eyes open and be quick on your feet to find the new opportunity. This whole blown up Death Star deal is just a minor setback, but Luke, Hans, Leia, Chewy, R2D2, C3PO, and Billy Dee Williams need to realize is that even in destruction a spirit of community can germinate and grow.

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Yes on Prop 19 T Shirt

by on October 13, 2010

Gotta vote for the weed ya know. Legalize it. It’s so damn obvious I can’t even believe it’s been illegal for this long. Have we learned nothing from prohibition. The only reason Prop 19 has a chance is that California is desperate for revenue. Otherwise, it would be business as usual with the corrections industry alive and well. What happens when 42% of your criminals are no longer criminals. Gonna be some layoffs at the local prison (BTW: I made up that 42% number, but it is high…so to speak).

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The only redeeming factor in this truly horrible and offensive shirt is that the group it discriminates against doesn’t know that it is, because they can’t read it. Other than that, no qualities worthy of this Fuck the Color Blind T Shirt existing on this great green earth.

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Ever since that incident when I was 12 years old involving the tootsie roll, the hat of my pumpkin costume, and my sketchy neighbor, I’ve never been keen on dressing up for Halloween, but I just ran into a treasure trove of awesome costume ideas. Never thought about it before, but if you have a posse you’re planning on hanging out with on Halloween, you have to look into getting a funny group Halloween costume set.

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Legalize Reason T Shirt

by on October 12, 2010

Nobody is making any sense any more. Everybody has an agenda, and will work toward it no matter the consequences…first thing to go is reason, when the only truth is a rigid value system, or slavish devotion to special interests, and that, my friend, does not make a healthy political system. That is where we are right now, and if reason were legal more people might just express this opinion. But, since you get imprisoned in the public opinion prison if you speak anything remotely close to the truth, then the loudest voices out there are those of wingnuts (I.e. Glen Beck, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Gael Garcia Bernal – just kidding, I don’t know one thing that Bernal thinks, just thought it would mix things up to get his name in there with the usual suspects…that’s reasonable. Right?)

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Winnie the Pooh is a pimp, his payment is honey. He speaks in ebonics. He wears pimp purple, and a big P for Pooh belt buckle. A couple of concerning things: One, Is that Tigger fur he’s wearing – did Winnie really fall of the deep end that far and kill his buddy just for style. Two, speaking to women like that is totally offensive. Owning them and using them to sell their bodies for a money is cool, but that language, come on Pimp Pooh.

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Can’t we all get along. Instead of the drivers going insane because the pedestrians are taking too long to cross the road, and the pedestrians hating the bicyclists, because they’re way faster and still not polluting, and the bicyclists wary of the Pachycephalosaurus, because they’re one scary ass dinosaur/shrubbery, and, of course, to complete the circle Pachycephalosarus hate cars, because they have very bad motion perception and can’t tell how fast they’re going, so they’re losing great numbers as road kill.

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Hey those balcony guys Statler and Waldorf were hilarious back in the day with their evil brand of make fun, cut down, and general sarcastic humor. Of course, not sure how well it holds up to today. Then again, the Muppets Show was for kids, so how good did it have to be.

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You have zombies and blood and a t shirt. What more could you really want in life, especially with Halloween sneaking up on us like Chester the Molester in the fog. Where did this zombie fixation start? I’m sure there were ancient tales that referenced zombie-like creatures…the undead that feasted on live people brains. And, then some schticky horror film picked up the genre, knocked it out of the ballpark, and all of a sudden everybody has zombie fever for the next 9 and a half years.

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Baby Gaga T Shirt

by on October 11, 2010

Little wordplay here. Baby sounds like lady and gaga is a baby noise, so why not go with the Baby Gaga. Plus, the whacky white archway hair and the sunglasses and this baby is doomed to be vacuous and weird just like Lady Gaga herself. Is it me, or does that women crap out like 3 albums a month. You know at that pace, there’s nothing but gold being printed.

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Can someone help me out here? I don’t know what any of this means. Apparently there are green men roving the streets in Philadelphia, at least in the fictional Philadelphia of the Always Sunny in Philadelphia TV show. He does crazy shenanigans, and people get fired up because he’s in a skin tight lycra body suit. Is this part of the Philly gay parade?

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