August 2010

Hey, no time better to release a shirt with a snowman on it than the first of August. Because that’s when all the snowmen start melting in the Northern Hemisphere, if you happen to be at 14,000 feet or higher altitude. Otherwise, this shirt just doesn’t speak to the common person sweating their balls off in the 90 degrees, 90 percent humidity weather.

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So this dude Baron Von Mildenstein was into some heavy shit involving trying to form a partnership between Zionism and the Nazi State. I got that off some stub on Wikipedia, so take it as gospel truth, yo. Anyway, the point is you can take any deep, important, heavy, political, world-changing subject in history, boil it down to the key players, add a milk mustache to those key players and then all of a sudden you have a hilarious shirt.

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Awesome Possum T-Shirt

by on August 2, 2010

Awesome as a generic expression of “I heard you, and it sounds good,” isn’t bad. Cool. Sweet. Nice. Right on. Word. And weasel groin also work for this linguistic purpose. Trouble is shit gets crusty and you need to spice it up, especially if someone keeps droning on and on and you don’t want to hurt their feelings, and you want to encourage them to share, because that makes them feel better and you don’t have a psycho on your hands, so…

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Go Sports Tshirt

by on August 2, 2010

It totally is not cool to care about sports. Billions of dollars flowing to owners and athletes. Hot dogs, sodas, beers, Twizzlers, goin’ through ya. Athletes don’t much care as long as they get enough stats to get the next check in free agency. Your city or another. Does not matter. It’s like modern Romans right. All our basic needs are met. We don’t have to life and death struggle for food and shelter, so now we gotta make interesting by proxy.

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Reference to Electronic Arts game Ski or Die, except you wear this shirt because you believe you should get this game for free. Fuck paying for bits and bytes, download that thing on rapidshare. You know what I am saying. Correct?

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Bluto Blutarsky would wear this shirt and so should you. No, let’s bring it down a notch and get serious for a second John Belushi, who played John “Bluto” Blutarsky, in the movie, Animal House, is dead. He died of living too fast. He died to young. To honor this comic genius. To honor the man who, with just his eyebrows, a lawn mower, and a 14 inch beige dildo, could make you belly laugh for five minutes straight, you really should, no, you must purchase the Faber College Tshirt.

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Limbo, Eames, Arthur, Yusuf, Reality – dream levels. Mind fuck. Have you seen Inception yet? You need to. And, then you need to hit the message boards and discuss it, because that’s what thinking people do. OK? If you’ve seen the movie (spoiler alert if you haven’t) go to Fark or check out Screen Rant and hash it out.

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Apparently, what we’ve got here is a masterful marketing campaign brought to by the tag team of Busted Tees and Old Spice. Humorous. Entertaining commercial. Nice use of a black man with perfect diction. All well done, except maybe the tshirt product that was conceived during this corporate fornication wasn’t quite pitch perfect.

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