August 2010

This is some of the best advice and ranks right up there with don’t drink and drive, don’t drink and dial, don’t drink and text, don’t drink and Facebook, don’t drink and hang a taxidermied deer head on the wall. This Don’t Drink and Blog t-shirt message is right up there I tell you.

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from Below the Beltway

“As the ball took flight, arcing toward center field, Alex Rodriguez jogged toward first base with his hands outstretched, his palms up. It is the universal body language for “What did I do?” but Rodriguez knew exactly what he had just done. His chase for 600 career home runs had lasted 12 games and 46 at-bats, but it was finally over.”

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from The Huffington Post

“A federal judge overturned California’s gay-marriage ban Wednesday in a landmark case that could eventually force the U.S. Supreme Court to confront the question of whether same-sex couples have a constitutional right to wed.”

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from Climate Progress

Dan Maes said a bike share program “converting Denver into a United Nations community.” Obviously, the dude dropped $5K on his custom mountain bike and is pissed that people are just riding all over Denver on loaners.

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from the Los Angeles Times:

“Warren Buffett and Bill Gates say they’ve gotten pledges from 38 other super-rich Americans to give most of their wealth away to charity or other philanthropic causes during their lifetimes or at their death.”

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This is a funny little ditty here and so true. As much as men like them, women are not always wearing skirts, so not always does the iconography of stick figure in skirt apply. I mean where do women wearing the pants go pee? And, this day and age, like it or not, there are a lot of women, heterosexual and homosexual, that are putting the things on one leg at a time. No joke.

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How absurdly offensive is this to Muslims? I’m sure Carrot Top loves it because any publicity is good publicity, especially when you’re on the last creatine-fueled legs of a long, mediocre to poor career. Prop comedy. Give me a fuckin’ break.

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I guess this sort of puts the people voting for English only propositions across the fine United States in their place. Wanna talk about the original language of the land? It certainly wasn’t English. Native American tongues and Spanish I imagine were the words being spoken before Manifest Destiny steam rolled right across the map to the Pacific Ocean.

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Um. Who can wear this? And where? I really don’t know. I guess anybody and everywhere is the answer. You just have to have answers. Like why don’t you like white people. Why did you assume whoever is reading the shirt does not like white people? Should your future white mother and law really know this about you at this point?

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What you have here is a little misdirection, which only really works if the shirt is being worn by an older gentleman. You see, there’s these shitty homemade shirts that older kids make their old parents that feature grandkids and usually say stuff like these are my amazing grandkids or World’s Greatest Grampa.

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Apparently, there’s this show on TV, HBO, or something, called Entourage. And, according to hearsay, there’s a dude named Billy Walsh that hates suits.

See, I hear this show is all about a bunch of fags that are trying to Make It in Hollywood. They do the LA scene and act all dramatic, and give you an “Inside” look at the entertainment business. Sounds like a load of shit, which is why I never have watched it. That and I don’t like that dudes perm hair, and Jeremy Piven oozes douchehole.

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We’ve all seen the movie. Keanu Reeves launched a career from it. Not sure, exactly, what happened to his counterpart Alex Winter, but Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure did flow right into the national zeitgeist. I mean, 21 years lates we have a tshirt referencing the fake band that pops up in the film, Wyld Stallyns. That’s staying power. That’s the mark of a home run.

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