August 2010

As you well know many ‘a love affair was catalyzed by bacon. On a sandwich, in your hair, up your butt, and covered with flair. I don’t know that just meant and I don’t know what this means. What’s the frickin’ fascination with bacon in the youth of today? Yeah, it’s delicious. Crispy. Smells amazing. So, what. So does braunschweiger. I think it’s like a response to all those hippie vegan, raw foodist fags that continue to shove the food ideology down our throats. We get it. Dead animals. Poop. Polluted water. The spirit of Jesus residing in every swine. We…understand…already. So, the kids can’t take the prosthelytizing, thus they celebrate like the most meaty and ubiquitous flesh food product they know.

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Brainstorm Tshirt

by on August 9, 2010

This is a lovely design. I love this concept. I love the execution. I love the mixing of elements. And, I love the shape and form of the medium. Soft tshirt material from American Apparel ties it all together in a lovely form fitting package.

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Very sound advice. Number one, you do not want a bog full of alligators at your place, much less one with a tight rope crossing it, and a unicycle nearby. I encourage having hard liquor handy at all times, but if you absolutely have to have the alligator, tight rope, unicycle thing going, then please, take the precaution of hiding the booze. It’s just not a good combination. But, that advice is only for your house. You don’t want to get sued. You don’t want your parents getting sued. You don’t loved ones going through litigation nightmares.

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This is a terrific little pirate shirt. It has everything: the mention of rum, a ship, and a treasure map. Plus, the wordplay makes it funny. This is certainly a solid play here by Snorg Tees. Very solid play. Rum does have that quickening effect like life has increased in speed, like the good times are rolling in like tsunami waves, except slower and more peaceful like sitting at the beach drinking a Mai Tai and talking about the latest Hannah Montana hijinx.

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Fastest growing non-poultry, non-coffee franchise in all of Southern California. All you can eat soup, salad and bread. Only limit is your digestive system. Super Cracker. Super Angry Black Man.

This comes from a show called Party Down. If you watch the clip below, which includes humor, drug use, Ron Donald’s business plan, and taking Nancy Reagan’s name in vain, you’ll see that the show is funny. It’s snappy. It has some zing. And, really, if you were looking for this shirt, you already know that. In fact, you already hit the buy now button to go get a Soup R Crackers Party Down T-shirt for your own self.

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Not sure why you wear a shirt that invites a mugging? Does anyone know why you’d where something that dares the a**holes in the bar, at the party, and in your living room to punch you in the gut. You know in the right setting that someone is going to take you up on that. And, the main problem is that stomach punches hurt way worse than you think or remember. If you’re not in Manny Pacquiao condtion with rock hard abs, your gonna get the wind knocked out of you, and your intestines bruised. Not fun.

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Doesn’t get much more geeky than this. If you’re a Photoshop design nerd or a cheesy romantic this is your shirt. No joke. You need this. Erase me, as in meld with me, become one with me, we will lose our individual identities and become a new love ball entity. So sweet. So naive. This never happens, or it does it only lasts 6 months. Then, you call it a relationship and that relationship is like punching the clock at the cubicle. It’s a job. The bliss never lasts. That’s what’s wrong with the world.

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This is the point where they’ve taken it too far. We can live in a world where the world’s largest land roaming mammal doesn’t forget shit. That’s cool. Photographic memory in that big elephant beast is fine. Yay, they remember that baobab tree from last time they were in the neighborhood. But, now this information about not forgiving. That ain’t good. I mean, who knows what sticks in their craw and what they seek revenge for: false imprisonment.

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Send all the illegals home. How’s that hope and change working out for you. Nobama. Fuck the Republicans. Sarah Palin is a total bitch. Congress sucks the balls of the corporate gigolo. Your mama should be Secretary of my Sexual Happiness.

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from The Daily Caller:

“‘To the city of Cleveland, my fans in Cleveland, my fans in northeast Ohio,” said James, “I want to say thank you for the last seven years and the years that continue to go in the future.’”

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from The Galloping Beaver:

“Tropical Storm Colin had almost died. Then it found conditions which allowed it to restrengthen and now we have a fairly powerful cyclone bearing down on Bermuda with a likelihood of arriving there early Saturday morning.”

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from Xenophilia:

“… Massive quantities of fluoride– millions of tons – were essential for the manufacture of bomb-grade uranium and plutonium for nuclear weapons throughout the Cold War. One of the most toxic chemicals known, fluoride rapidly emerged as theleading chemical health hazard of the U.S atomic bomb program–both for workers and for nearby communities….”

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