June 2010

When it comes to atomic nuclei, nuclear physicists really know what time it is. Now, I’m not sure this science has really done the world a lick of good. I guess if a dodgy country like the USSR was fast and furiously trying to produce one, it was reasonable at that point to keep up with the arms race in order to have the Mexican Standoff, called the Cold War, that lasted my entire childhood.

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You know I didn’t really take it in at first but those disco floors look a lot like the DDR floor, which makes this shirt that much better. That, along with the fact that John Travolta has put in 50 pounds and got himself a crazy cultish Scientology religion, 27 years after being, Tony Manero, a seductive man with all the moves.

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Hey, Summer in Sacramento worked a deal with Snorg Tees, so that she can run a drawing for a free tshirt. You know Snorg Tees is one of my favorite funny tshirt retailers, so get over to virtual Sacramento and sign up for the drawing.

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This is an interesting article in the LA Times about the possible demise of American Apparel. I know the head honcho over there is a douche and their ads risque and their prices high, but they manufacture in the United States and sell a line of organic cotton items, so I’m rooting for the company. I’m sure many of the funny tshirt retailers are also rooting for them as well, since must of them print on American Apparel.

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A Yes We Cannabis Tshirt was the subject of a bit of backlash about a week ago in Aurora, CO. A medical marijuana patient, John Gailey, was stuck with a trespassing charge by a bunch of retard security guards and banned from the Town Center at Aurora for a year.

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The Tshirt Hell rankings have been updated. I’ve added all the new shirts including very important topical material about Jesus, prisoners of thumb war, specific soldiers that are dicks, Sesame Street murder, laundry, politics, penis length, love, and, of course, girl on girl action. Don’t miss these additions.

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I just posted a review of Headline Shirts that really digs deep, and gets to the heart of why I give them my highest recommendation. Mostly it has to do with their hot models and the commissions they give me for sales that originate from my links, but also there’s an environmental awareness. They’re not dumping toxic ink byproducts in the San Francisco Bay. They use American labor to produce their product. This is all good stuff.

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If you really want to feel like the world is OK, that the children will be alright, that the environment will clear itself up, and that you’ll be happy again. Take a look at this innocent little picture.

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Headline Shirts is my favorite funny tshirt retailer currently pumping out the hilarity on cloth. I’m not just saying that because they sent that tall model with the pretty face all the way from their headquarters in San Francisco to my house for hourly massages to help loosen my mind, mood, and fingers so that I’ll type something nice about them.

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This could not be executed more perfectly. Rick Roll’d became an Internet phenomenon or meme if you will, because it was just so randomly funny. Doesn’t hurt that Astley looks like a British boy in short pants digging in the sandbox and sings like soul brother number 1, but also just the jolting realization that you’re not even remotely going to see boobies or a skateboarder crushing his nuts.

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Macgruber Tshirt

by on June 2, 2010

In this day and age, you really must come to terms with some of the demands on your life that you must meet, in order to keep the evolution of the human specifies on track. Specifically, I’m talking about how, as a modern day person, you must celebrate fine comedic films with a tshirt.

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Dude, you will totally have powers like Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man 2, when you don this tshirt. It’s basically that exact same thing as that uniform he wears. You could totally deal with a nuclear bomb once you buy this Iron Man 2 T-shirt and slip it on. Seriously. Now, forget about a dirty bomb, or biological warfare, or civilian airplanes into a building, you really couldn’t do shit about those threats but you got the old skool 1986 nuclear warhead covered.

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