June 2010

How can you say that about such a little cutie pie with proceeding hair line. I mean he’s got tons of street cred, he did videos on Funny or Die, and makes all the stupid little junior high girls swoon. What’s not to like? Why would you lump him in with annoying cell phones and pagers. Plus, what the fuck…pagers. Do those things even exist any more? And, beepers are pagers aren’t they. God. Even the wordplay is hacky. How about shut off your VCR?

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Nice turning a snobbish phrase on its head. Although it does imply that you read the book, so you’re not a total meat head caveman. The other cool thing about this lovely shirt is that it has one of those clapperboards. You know on the DVD with the raw, unedited, bonus material footage, where they say scene 14 take 4 and clap it down. That’s what this shirt’s design is alluding to and that’s cool, ‘cuz it’s all about the cinema.

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Sometimes, you know, there should be more options. Either liking pages or posts on Facebook or you don’t say anything. Sometimes you want to add your disgust, disfavor, and disappointment to the public record, but there’s no quick and easy one-push button to do it. And there should be. Do you agree? If so, then you should probably let the entire swath of your world know by buying and wearing proudly this Dislike T Shirt.

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Rainbow tshirts for the whole family. Do not forget to tuck them in to look more tidy.

San Francisco artist, Gilbert Baker, hooked up the LGBT group with the Rainbow flag in 1978, so the Apple, headquartered, not too far away in the Silicon Valley, was well aware of the connotation when they busted out these tshirts.

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This is a nice article about picking up an affection for tshirts and holding on to them longer than you probably should. You know the ones. Frayed collar. Super thin, near see through fabric. Faded imagery or lettering. Rips. But, oh so, soft and comfortable.

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Hey, when things get bad at the office, you can always give the two week notice or if that doesn’t work, there’s always the ultimate out, taking the stairs to the cordless bungie jump window.

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“The problem is you have a bad attitude about starving to death.”

Apparently, Dave doesn’t believe the hype. Good little clip of him doing comedy post-sabbatical.

Actually, living the good life has nothing to do with visualization, it actually has everything to do with wearing funny t shirts every chance you get.

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As you know the latest iPhone has a problem with its reception when you hold it. Here are some real and goofy solutions for making this wonderful piece of cutting edge technology work for you, including my favorite involving a rubber band.

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Wordplay alert. If you’re in California, you really should take ownership of San Andreas as your fault. Otherwise, you’ll live in constant fear of the next earthquake. If you choose to live in the Golden State, you need to accept ‘quakes as part of the deal. You get the ocean, amazing farmer’s markets, glitz and glamor of Hollywood, chickenshit tickets for driving a car, pollution, Governator, majestic redwoods, wild fires, wine country, medical marijuana, illegal immigrants, and quakes. It’s all mixed in and you have to accept it all as part of the Cali package or you’ll forever be in a state of unease.

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Aw, the good ol’ days when folk wisdom met with high tech equipment to create the ultimate tech support. Don’t have to call the 800 number. No hidden form and the website. Don’t need to ship the whole unit back. Just talk to your cousin in Atlanta, who learned about the cartridge blowing method in his math class.

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Very nice play on words here. We’ve got wordplay. Spoofing the Che Guevara Viva La Revolution.

When you look at Che, there is surely a monkey quality to his face, especially in the iconic photo. It’s a natural step to get to replace his visage with that of a monkey. The brilliance of this Viva La Evolucion t-shirt, is then taking the monkey theme and pulling some evolution/Darwinism into the mix. Flat out funny.

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You know Tommy Boy, the classic with Chris Farley and David Spade, and you know the hilarity that is Callahan Auto Parts in Sandusky, OH. Do not take “no” for an answer.

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