May 2010

This is a very funny shirt. Don’t believe me, then think about this. Cheating is always funny when it comes on the heals of a trite saying. Think outside the box. Yeah, yeah, go the extra mile at the Boston marathon in a taxi.

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Drunken Astronauts and Space Bars Tee Shirt


Ta Dump. This shirt surely doesn’t make any sense. But, spacebars and astronauts is a pretty good combination of goofy. Good yoke.

I Am An Animal in Bed Llama Tshirt

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Reallife Tshirt

by on May 17, 2010

Forget the Facebook for just a minute. Get off your chair. Stand up. Talk to somebody in your office, or in your house. Say “hi” to the barista at the coffee shop. Go outside. OK, I took that a little too far. I’ll take a couple of steps back.

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Jules Winnfield takes no shit. He reads to educate himself, and he has absolutely no time for all of this modern day Internet, social media, social networking nonsense. For him it’s all about the truth, and the truth is how you deal with a gun in your face.

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Sometimes it gets a little too deep, a little too heavy here at Tshirt Groove with all of the social commentary and dissemination of important information. The politics. The philosophy. The theology. Sometimes you just have to lighten up, kick up your feet and say “fuck it.” I’m going silly stupid. And that’s when you start the third grade wordplay and the fart jokes.

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No shit. It’s a hammer and nails. Drill is more gun shaped. Has a bit, some adjustment buttons, a power button, and may or may not have a chord depending on whether it’s cordless or not. This is obviously one of the most common tools in the world, the hammer, not a drill, so why even put that on a shirt. Can you believe this? Who’s going to buy this?

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Clever yes. I could never get more than two sides solved on those damn cubes of color. But, let’s talk claw dexterity. You hear rumors of elephants being able to shell peanuts with their trunk, which is impressive from a relative size standpoint, but the dinosaur is about 13 times bigger than an elephant, so the fact that she can manipulate the Rubik’s Cube to even show how clever she is is quite remarkable. Don’t you think?

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Hey, let’s get this out in the open right away. This becomes another very nice addition to my favorite tshirts to wear to work series that is formulating quite nicely in the deep recesses of my mind. Come in scratching your balls, bed head, yawning, eye boogers, looking off into the cubicles beyond, and getting nothing down and let your shirt tell the story of why.

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That isn’t one of those remote control boats or ships in a bottle. That’s the real thing with dozens of hands that can be called on deck, a captain, a sloppy cook, two stowaway fey 18-year-old poets, and nine hookers. This is not a toy, and just look at what that manatee has done. It is so big that when it surfaced, it shook loose the 17th green at Augusta and that ship ran aground right on top of it.

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This is most certainly true. I can’t agree more. I know from personal experience that I’m a much better person when I’m wearing a nice, full moustache on my person. Now, you look at this shirt and you start to really see the power of the ‘stache. I mean it’s versatile. Look at all the different styles: big and bushy, thin and whispy, heartily waxed and shaped and everything in between. It’s miraculous. Not to mention the wide assortment of things these moustaches are making better. Look at the range. Spatula, perfume, stapler, kitty, toilet paper roll, to go coffee, and an alarm clock. And this by no means covers it. Virtually anything is improved with the moustache.

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Happy Mother’s Day! In honor of mother’s day, I give you a shirt about vegetables, because that’s always a common subject with the moms of the world. Eat your peas. Eat those brussels sprouts. Eat your salad. That broccoli better be gone by the time I get back from this meeting with my pimp. It’s non-stop, day and night, bitch and moan about eating the vegetables. God, no wonder everybody is so relived to get out of the house and be on their own, where an endless supply of pizza, beer, and skanks awaits. Not a veggie to be seen.

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We’re are a nation of getting’ clean, because we are a nation of getting’ fucked up. Dr. Drew didn’t make the shirt, but he’s taken the addiction cycle spectacle to another level entirely with his celebrity rehab reality show. But, yes, Betty White was the original OG in this regard. Oh, shit…I’m thinking of Betty Ford. Nevermind. Who the hell is Betty White. Let’s start this over.

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