September 2009

Make Love and War Tshirt

by on September 29, 2009

make-love-and-war-tshirtIt’s very important to be a well-rounded individual with varied tastes and a critical mind that allows you to make intelligent choices rather than react knee-jerkingly. If you are this sort of balanced person or aspire to such heights then you must consider purchasing this shirt. It’s full of wisdom and understanding and you would do well to align yourself which such depth of feeling.

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Sailor Trash t-shirt

by on September 28, 2009

sailor-trash-t-shirtShip’s on blocks. Drinkin’ Mickey’s Big Mouths instead of rum. Yelling at the first mate to get ‘ir done. Wife beater. Ratty lawn chair. Laundry hangin’ up all over the place. Lookin’ for pieces of wood to use as furniture in the cabin. Talkin’ about the good ol’ days sailin’ the high seas that never happened. Dreamin’ about the next boat race at the man made lake by the fair grounds.

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im-all-for-being-social-but-this-is-fucking-bullshit-teeYou thought you were going to be having a bang up time. Booze, women, and hearty laughs, but all of a sudden your in a room full of bankers and Wall Street assholes and you’re so mad ‘cuz they’re just laughing at all the shit they’re getting away with and all you want to do is yell.

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Fuck Tetris Tshirt

by on September 28, 2009

fuck-tetris-tshirtThese are my sentiments exactly. The game blows. Crappy graphics. And, of course, I really suck at it, but that’s not the main point. The main point is when it comes time to waste time, I have about 47 other things that are way better than Tetris.

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Awesome sale from Snorg Tees. This is the perfect time to grab those six Snorg Tees shirts you’ve lusted after for the last two months. Click here for instant relief.

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i-love-looking-like-a-tourist-tee-shirtThis is so true. Panama hat. I Love Whateva shirt. Crocs. Google map print outs. 48 inch waist. That’s me…no doubt. So, then instead of my Hawaiian shirt at the Louvre I bust out this shirt and, well, the ironic juice trailing behind me attracts all these fly French birds, and I can’t really get into the rest. Let’s just say they were very disappointed when they discovered my France for Dummies book.

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i-liked-michael-jackson-before-he-was-dead-shirtSometimes you just have to set the record straight. You ain’t on the dead Jacko bandwagon. You dug his shit since Off the Wall. Not all his shit mind you. Some of those tunes were severely whack, but Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough makes me want to wear pastels and spin ’round and ’round in a meadow, with the sun shining on my face and glinting off my perfectly white teeth.

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prepare-yourself-competent-display-of-manliness-tshirtBusting out the bbq on the hisouse deck. Once you get good enough on the grill that you feel comfortable with that poofy hat and apron get up on, you know your manliness is oozing through.

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Captain Canada T Shirt

by on September 21, 2009

captain-canada-teeDon’t get all my superhero can kick your superheros ass on me. This isn’t about Captain Canada vs. Captain America. It’s about peace, love, and working together. And, I don’t want to get into the sordid details but being the super hero representation of an entire country can wear you down. And you need uplift. And sometimes the only person you want to be around is someone who understands you.

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I like Donkey Tees. I don’t love Donkey Ts. I think the site is a little clunky and some of their designs are a little ghetto looking, but overall, there’s a lot to like about Donkey Tees.

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Shuttledick Tshirt

by on September 19, 2009

shuttledick-tshirtImportant public service announcement. The World Badminton Federation has made a crucial change to the name of it’s most important piece of equipment. The shuttlecock is now the shuttledick. Obviously, this sort of change is not made glibly. There were many meetings of the Board of Directors and the important figures in the badminton world, and they came to the conclusion that they needed to make the name of the birdie less offensive to the modern sensibilities and obviously replacing “dick” with “cock” achieves just that.

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if-there-is-a-problem-yo-ill-solve-it-teeYo, this is an ice ice vanilla ice baby charicature and that’s awesome, because when it comes right down to it, he’s no smarter than the chalk used to write up that little differential equation on the board. So, he’s comin’ in with all the bluster, but after a sec with arms crossed, his gonna shift the weight to the other white-pants-clad hip, then he’s going to smooth over that rooster hair, and he’s still gonna have nothin’.

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