May 2009

knowing-is-half-the-battle-the-other-half-is-violence-tshirtKnowledge is power. Violence is power. Exponential mass blow you away benefits if you combine the two. Like for instance. If the US had the knowledge going in to the Iraq thing, they actually would have never done it and there would never have been any violence against US soldiers. Oh wait…bad example. OK, sending a shitload more troops to Afganistan is knowledgeable because we all know from past experience (can you say Soviet quagmire) that there’s no way in hell that you can flush out bad guys in that mountainous terrain, nor find them in the populated zones…so bust out the violence. Oh wait, another poor example.

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id-hit-that-tshirtI hate to even bring this card to the attention of all the millions of faithful readers, because cards and sex is usually the wrong thing to do. But, when it comes to the time-honored tradition of playing on words, showing 11 at the blackjack table and saying you’d hit it, which is absolutely the right play, is quite humorous. It tickles the fancy fo’ sho’.

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waking-up-early-is-for-the-birds-tshirtTrue. True. True. Let ’em get the worms. I don’t want any worms. Speaking of birds getting worms, I saw this robin kinda standing around looking like she had no purposeful intent, then all of a sudden poke her beak in the grass and come up with a big, fat worm. Do these birds have that build in worm underground sonar thing or what? This robin kept scoring over and over. It was amazing, but still didn’t make me want to get up early to get the worms.

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safety-thirdYou know sometimes you just need to cut loose. Conjure your inner Evil Knievel, throw caution to the computer-geek right fielder and say out loud to the little kids you’re trying to push off the merry-go-round, “Safety Third.”

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sorry-about-what-happens-later-teeYou have to be sophisticated when it comes to the social graces of trolling the streets and bars for companionship and tail. Put your best foot forward, let the drunk haze accentuate the good, then be yourself after the good times rolled. You have the signed waiver that says you’re covered from having to carry on the chivalrous night charade for more than a conniving evening.

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gluten-for-punishment-tshirtWith all the hubbub about crooked bankers, greedy CEOs and bought and paid for politicians, the high profile peddlers of gut-wrenching gluten always seem to get a free pass…until now. That little squishy dough boy is getting his just deserts really: the stockade.

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