Jesus Quintana was a bad ass bowler in the League. You tell me you’re not shit scared when he lines up his shot and licks the ball. This dude means business. I mean he pretty much sums it up:
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Man that devil sure knows how to run a 10K. Starts out fast, puts the pressure on the entire field then out kicks those that dare hang ’til the end. Note the streamlined goatee. The devil ain’t going to shave that thing for completely streamlined face, because he knows that the additional fear he puts into the hearts of his compitition with that sinister facial hair is worth way more than a couple of nanoseconds of wind resistance.
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Happy St. Patrick’s Day. Get out there, drink some green beverages, wear some green clothes, eat some green corned beef and eggs, and simply enjoy your Irish ass, even if you’re not of that ethnic persuasion.
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Obviously, when it comes right down to being a man, this is the most important question. Who has the best taste in salsa music? And, to ramp up the stakes and show your true skill, please wear one of those old time leather helmets like Clooney wore in that horrible movie I didn’t see.
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Pretty much the trufe, which is why you always see that those producing techno music have the pox 95% of the time. Plus, they often bring plagues of locusts, frogs and shopping malls to their towns.
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A very sophisticated person came up with this tactic to reduce the level of hard drug consumption in the English-speaking world. They’re not saying “No” to every drug, thereby, creating an unnatural desire for the forbidden. They are opening up a dialog and asking those prone to illegal self-medication to think a little. To say, you know what, I am going to draw a line…and that line is hard drugs.
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That Planter’s peanut dude is pretty haughty. Jauntily twisting his cane in the breeze and tipping his top hat. An annoying anachronism. Spats, ascot and monocle. Got a little too proud and he let down his guard. Forgot, despite his white gloves and fancy shoes he could still meet with adversity.
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The wasp is dead. Can’t say that I’m sad. I still remember the time down by the creek, when I brushed up against a bush, the wasp dropped down on my head and stung me. That was so damn painful, I’ve always wanted to kill every wasp and smash every nest I’ve seen.
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