October 2008

Gilf T Shirt

by on October 31, 2008

Happy Halloween!

Let the record show I’m a man and I’m going as a Gilf for Halloween. I can’t think of a better idea than that. I’m going to use the image on this tee as my guide. Blue hair. A neck scarf and a frilly blouse. Probably need some polyester pants and sensible orthopedic shoes as well.

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McCain 1908 Tshirt

by on October 30, 2008

Very subtle. Very nice. McCain looks old, acts old and is old. And he doesn’t have a chance in this election. Let’s make fun of him from now ’til November. I can foresee getting three multi-step reactions to this tshirt when you are wearing it.

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Get your hamburger phone here. Or if that’s a little much, you can always celebrate the movie Juno by wearing the tshirt. The girls all loved this movie, so if you’re a girl, you’re hardwired to adore and want this tshirt. If you’re a guy, you probably win a metric ton of positive vibe points if you wear this or if you can’t quite get there, you can always get it as a gift for a girl in your life. Added bonus: if someone hasn’t seen the movie and see you in this shirt, they think you’re cool for such random goodness, like talking about a hamburger phone on your tee????

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Cinco de Mayo T Shirt

by on October 29, 2008

It’s never too early to get ready for Cinco de Mayo. You want to have this t-shirt in your closet, way before May rolls around, so you don’t even have to think about it when it’s time to go out and celebrate Mexican Independence and the United States’ finest contribution to the world’s gastronomical delight.

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You can’t be rash in these major decisions like voting for President of the United States. After all, the country has to live with the choice for four years, unless that President gets impeached for committing a litany of crimes against the state, destroying the constitution, and faking a reason to engage in never-ending war. Oh wait…

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You know Sarah Palin wishes this type of message was preached up there in Alaska, so that her life was a teensy bit less complicated, which in turn may have reduced the scrutiny of her personal life slightly less invasive.

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Vote or Don’t T Shirt

by on October 27, 2008

This is a very important shirt in this election year of our lord 2008. Of course, if you know the true story of bi-partisan politics in the US, where we’re simply serfs under the almighty reign of the Corporate Kings, then surely the implied apathy of this tshirt is quite apropos.

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That’s one upset sheep. Who cares what she’s wearing, the sheep did not have it coming. She was very clear how far this thing could go. Yeah, there was some binging on tequila shots, but still… Now, you have the translation, so you’ll know exactly what’s what when it comes to being with your favorite sheep.

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OK. You’ll need to be careful where you wear this one. Mixed company is probably a bad idea. If you’re in a room with the ancestors of Egyptian slaves, you’re probably going to be in for a long night of berating, brow beating and sensitivity lessons.

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Along with the fact that you’re publicly expressing that you think you’re pretty hot shit, you’re also referencing an old TV show that employed questionable characters. I mean actors of questionable character pulling the wool over the American public’s eye with their “wholesome” TV show image. Doing the heavy research that each every post on Tshirt Groove requires, I discovered a few interesting things:

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Whoever wears this tshirt is a stand up guy. No leading on. No superficial flirtation. No misunderstandings. There will be no funny business on the evening this shirt is donned. This man has a one-track mind and that is Mojitos and nachos.

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This one really digs deep into the prevailing ethos of the United States. It seems for those us with social security numbers, our natural birth right is to be entertained. Sports, cinema, television, music, YouTube and any silly thing that comes out of Palin’s mouth. We want to consume it. Modern Romans. Christians vs. the Lions cage matches and modern sewage systems. Any historian worth her salt is going to tell you that those we’re the downfall of the great Roman State.

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