May 2008

Big Mistake Wedding Cake Tshirt

Ah! Look at the happy couple. This shirt really captures it. It’s all sweet honeymoon, newlywed, lovey-dovey, ’til she shoves a piece into his face and he retaliates just a little to hard. Pretty much downhill from there. It’s like a grain of sand slipping into a clam and after many years, turning into a pearl…except the opposite. Big Mistake indeed.

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I like bacon teeshirt I always enjoyed wearing my Dewalt tshirt way back when because it was yellow and black. What a great color scheme. Add this roly poly kid with that just ate a bacon double cheeseburger and is perfectly and utterly content and you have yourself a quality shirt.

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Sex Panther Cologne TshirtThere’s this book journalism students used to read called How to Lie With Statistics. Just thought I’d point that out.

Usually, I’m not a big movie t shirt fan, but this Anchorman gem stands on its own. In my other life, I’m in marketing and sometimes words are twisted such that you get into convoluted Sex Panther slogan/tagline/advertising situations. It’s a little uncomfortable at first, but if you just go with the flow it starts to feel good like a Sex Panther should (60% of the time).

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second-amendment-tshirtSometimes there’s a fine line between really dumb and really funny. This one leans just over to the side of a chuckle. The issue of gun control and bearing arms and gun violence and self-protection and shooting Pabst Blue Ribbon cans in the desert is so charged that dropping the absurd on that mess is just right.

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Community College Tshirt bigDude! Easier than regular college. Let’s go. Gives me flashbacks to poetry class at my community college: old wanna be bards rhyming about lost love, young wanna be bards bleeding about smoking and lonely times and a wanna be English professor telling all of us our stuff was no good.

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Dude WTF T Shirt

by on May 3, 2008

Dude, WTF tshirt50s dad, straight-laced and 4-square with the gospel, ’til he gets with the boys at the bar on a Friday night. You can’t see it, but he’s about ready to loosen that tie, order up some cutty and move that frizz-haired gorilla away from the jukebox. Mr. Jones tying one on. Dude, WTF? Don’t worry about it. He’ll still get the kids to water polo practice in the morning.

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Beards Not Bombs tshirtWhat a fine assortment of beards chosen for this poignant message. Goatee-type clever gent. The square-bottom jolly man (that maybe has a pretty serious bad habit). And the pointy, well-trimmed devil-goat salesman, who just sold a contraption to a susceptible housewife. Oh, and beards are way better than bombs. Cheaper too!

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God Bless America, Except Idaho...Fuck IdahoSomebody’s got something against the spud state. I’m sure Idahoans will take offense if you wear this shirt next time you find yourself in Boise. Of course, I’ll bet nobody cares in My Own Private Idaho.

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