Funny T shirts! So maybe you’re wondering to yourself: Why am I here? What does this site do for me? What should I click next? How come moose are so mean, when their name makes them sound like they’d be totally good natured? Good questions and I have no answers. Best I can do is point you to the links below.

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Funny T-Shirts of the Day
Daily fix of the funny. See the latest designs from the best in the business.

What’s Hot?
People are buying these tees like they’ll save you from the coming pestilence, famine, disease, and natural disasters of 2012. You should look into it.

Scott Pilgrim T-Shirts
Five words. Michael Cera as Scott Pilgrim. Now, isn’t that awesome. Get the merchandise to celebrate the awesome graphic novel series and the subsequent movie starring our man Cera. And, go get beat up by some exes. Live a little.

The Hangover Movie T shirts
Zach Galifianakis is God obviously. So, listen up when Alan Garner talks about getting a lot of compliments on his outfit and accessories, and do likewise. (Hint: satchel, baby chest candy, etcetera.) Not at the table Carlos!

Anchorman T-shirts
Stay classy San Diego and readers of this blog. Best way to do it is get yourself an armload of tshirts that reference one of the funniest movies featuring a weather man I have ever seen. [NOTE from editor: he was an anchorman, thus the title of the movie!]

Funny Jesus T Shirts:
You will be four-square with the gospel upon viewing this page, and 6 inches from sainthood when you wear them. The heavenly Father approves of joviality, according to the Gospel of Mark…look it up.

Funny Halloween T-shirts: Spooky, scary, goofy good times. Only [add one of those cool count down clocks like they have on those summer Olympics pages] days left until the big night. You’re never to late/early to get the shirts that accompany the killer costume. For festivities sake, I’m of the firm belief you need shirts for the days around the big night.

Best St. Patrick’s Day TShirts: Most of these are green and mention beer?? Coincidence.

T-Shirt Shop Reviews

Headline Shirts
Speaking of druthers: this is my favorite graphic tee shop and if I had two nickels to rub together, I’d spend them here. I can dumpster dive for food…no prob.

Nerdy Shirts
Hey Nerd! Gamer. Programmer. Web Developer. Statistician. Sanitation Engineer. Mark Zuckerberg. These are your shirts. Check ‘em. Get ‘em. Put ‘em on the floor of your mom’s partially finished basement and roll around in ‘em.

Snorg Tees
How about that Alice Fraasa, huh? Just kidding I don’t even know if she models for these folks any more, but she was a sensation back in the day. Still pumping out quality funny shirts.

Busted Tees
It’s a little hit or miss with Busted Tees, but they get good marks for accuracy through volume. At least three new tshirts a week. Oh, and they have teamed up with some funny mf’ers over the years, like The Onion and Someecards. No joke!

Tshirt Hell
Yes, you probably are going to hell if you actively seek out the shirts from this bad place. And, you’ll go to that certain level deep in the bowels of Sulfur City if you actually wear them in public.

Torso Pants
Theoretically, a subsidiary of Tshirt Hell, but deserves its own page, because these are the more clever, less offensive second cousins of Hell’s offerings. If that’s more your style Torso Pants is one of the best.

Threadless
Some day I’m going to wade through all the dross that makes up the Threadless catalog and come up with the gems. When they’re good, they’re real good, but I wish you luck finding them, my friend.

80s Tees
Best place to find movie and TV and 80s bands t-shirts. Hands down. What does that mean…hands down. In that context. I know what it means as in opposite to sticking them in the air like you just don’t care (shout out Cameo holla back), but hands down when you’re talking about something that requires no discussion or research.  I don’t know and I don’t own a computer so I can’t look it up on Google.

A Totally Fictional True Funny T Shirt Story

Did I ever tell you about the time a wore a shirt with a humorous concept printed on it? I didn’t think so. Well, here it is. I was walking down the street in this funny tshirt and up comes this gaggle, that’s right I said gaggle because there must have been seven of them, super models. They apparently just finished a shoot or something, and were all giggly and not paying attention to anything around them.

It was just this amoeba of long arms and legs scootin’ down 107th. Again, I’ll re-iterate, they were not paying attention to anything on the street as they goofed down the sidewalk, and here they come toward me. I figured I was going to have to step to the curb to avoid them, because they weren’t looking. All of a sudden, just as I’m about to pass, 14 eyes fixate on my chest. Time stops. I turn slowly as I pass. They look back. They all start to laugh as they continue on down the road. I went my way. I’ll never be the same you know.