Time Machine Tee

July 2, 2009

If you’re not from the region, you may not know this, but this is a common prank in the South. Yes, we all know that time machines typically do look like your every day brown cardboard box. If the South, and this happened to me in Birmingham, AL about four times, people will actually take [...]

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Britney Spears ain’t got nothin’ on the J_Creezy. How many followers does Jesus Christ have on Twitter? 1 trillion. Britney only has 2 million. Obama 1.6 million. Chicken feed compared to J Creez, who just happens to bust out some of the dopest tweets in the business.
Stuff about Damascus and fishing and donkeys and shit. [...]

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Nothing but the truth her. Forget brain dehydration or cell sloughing, we’re talking about a cosmical force shining down and saying, with tough love, you climbed the mountain, you got f’d up and this is how you’re going to remember it for the rest of your life…or at least until 7:30 p.m., when you go [...]

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Your Mother Was a Hamster Tee Shirt

June 26, 2009

Nothing like quotes from classic comedies upon your chest. So, get thee to your wallet. Pull out your plastic and buy this shirt, you English pig dog. Boil your bottom. Of course, I’m French, where do you think I got this outrageous accent.
We already got one (Holy Grail). See nothing like recalling the finest lines [...]

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Abstinence 99.99 Percent Effective Tee

June 24, 2009

That’s a pretty good batting average for abstinence so I’m not going to rub it in the evangelical’s and fundamentalist’s faces. But, it does through the whole unwanted pregnancy, abortion, Roe vs. Wade, condoms, pope, adoption thing out of whack slightly, when the one out of a billion conceptions from abstinence turns out to be [...]

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